[Public Post]

[deathboss]

[Eikichi what happened to your eyes...or your entire face.]

This is going to be fun.

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[ anonymous text ]

[roomguarder]

You could use some rest and also a doctor.

[Video]

[deathboss]

[And he looks rather angry at that.]

I ain't gonna give two shits about what a coward's saying. I'll find you and then we'll see who needs a Doctor.

[W E L P]

[roomguarder]

This was supposed to be threatening.

Interesting.

[Video]

[deathboss]

[Right back to creepy]

Oh don't worry. You'll get your dues.

[a_pirate_meant_to_be]

*You get no response, because the moment he saw your eyes, Guybrush yelped, dropped the watch and hid in his furniture bunker.*

[maybe_a_king]

[She's gripping her practice sword tight, using all her will not to quake and tremble. Despite the effort she knows her voice will waver so she uses text instead.]

Is that so?

[deathboss]

Oh yeah. Real fun.

Real...real fun.

Now tell me, are you alone tonight? Do you require someone to look over you?

[maybe_a_king]

[She manages not to make a single sound at what he said. In her state, everything seems like a threat, and her instincts have never been wrong before.]

I assure you, I can take care of myself just fine.

[UNCLE WHERE ARE YOU?! ;~;]

[deathboss]

[He's not here, that's for sure.]

Well well. Perhaps I should pay a little visit...

[text] just for you

[ihaveanannouncement]

[Oh lord, were his eyes always that color?]

What do you mean?

[Video OH BOY OH BOY]

[deathboss]

OH!

Saori.

[Wait..the way he said that. Is he almost purring? Wow - uh...]

Beautiful, beautiful Saori. Didn't you get the news? The town's gone completely to shit and some of us are just acting like a bunch of wuss cowards. But not me! Oh no! I feel...

G-R-E-A-T. And that spells GREAT. Never had this amount of energy before...

So tell me...are you alone tonight?

There's someone who wants to see you...

[still text THIS IS WHY PERSE-CHAN DOESN'T ACCEPT YOUR GIFTS ANYMORE]

[ihaveanannouncement]

[Oh. This is not good. Minako-chan where are you when she needs you?]

Sorry, I have plans to practice my Persona.

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[otakuro]

W-What part of this is fun?!

[The view is of leaves. Lots of them. They're quite pretty, all yellow and red and orange until the camera wobbles slightly and the image pans out to show the horde of shadow scorpions patiently waiting at the foot of a tree. The one the COMP holder is sitting in. He takes careful aim with a pine cone at the ones trying to claw their way up.]

Since when do scorpions climb trees?!

[Video]

[deathboss]

[He just laughs.]

Serves you right.

[otakuro]

Actually, the right answer is 'oh no I'll get help' or 'gosh how terrible'. You want to give that another try?

[linefacingforever]

[...of course, the flamboyant one from the tournament. He would be posting in his madness.]

You need to stay in a place you're not going to hurt others.

[That's not a suggestion.]

[deathboss]

[Excuse me, I think you mean amazing.]

You and what army, dumbass?

[linefacingforever]

[...seriously, dude?]

You really shouldn't ask that.

[Video]

[itswhoopasstime]

[Actually, before she notices the eyes, the first thing Maya feels is a pretty strong sense of deja vu. She shakes her head as if to clear it, putting on her best Resolve Face.]

You don't look well. Are you okay?

[Video - Also heartbreak hotel]

[deathboss]

[At first Eikichi seems to pause and his eyes briefly return to normal.]

Big Si---

[It was very brief.]

Oh. So you decided to show your face here again? You know, I know you always liked Tatsuya the most. And Jun. And even Lisa! Who cares about the little fat kid Eikichi right? Tch. Always stuck four in line, but not anymore! I'll get what I want and someone like you ain't gonna stop me!

You're just like all of them!

[Video - I know, right?]

[itswhoopasstime]

[The change, however brief, startles her. Her expression is one of confusion, and she hesitates for a moment before speaking. Like his face, the names are familiar. In fact, hadn't she seen him before in Sumaru? ... singer in a band, isn't he?

But the rest...]

Tatsuya? ... Deja Vu Boy?

[She had only recently learned his name. He was Katsuya's younger brother. And Jun... that was the name of the young man from the Sky Museum, wasn't it?

She eyes him warily, suddenly very uncomfortable, though still concerned.]

I'm sorry... I don't know what you're talking about. I barely know Tatsuya, and I've only just met a boy names Jun.

[Really, Tatsuya just keeps showing up to pull her ass out of the fire. She's grateful and everything, but she's tired of feeling lost and confused.]

We've met, too. I remember now. It was brief... you were practicing with your band. I'm sorry if I've done something to make you feel slighted, but I promise, that was never my intention.

[His volatile reaction troubles her, regardless. He makes it sound as though they were friends, more than a chance meeting.]

[Video]

[theothermist]

... How is any of this going to be fun?

[Video]

[deathboss]

Oh you'll see.

You'll see.

[cantgive100percent]

Nothing that involves an expression like that is fun for anybody.

[deathboss]

Are you jealous of my perfect body?