[ 01 ] ✯ [ Video ⋆ Intro ]

[abmoemination]

Can you believe this place? [ What an introduction, right? ] That Azathoth really needs to watch to where he places me next time. Maybe if he got those eyes checked out, I wouldn't be in this rotten mess!

[ And what is this mess? ] No one here recognizes the Space Defence Agency which means I'm out of a job. Do you know what that makes me?

[ Quickly posing out with her arms to spell out N E E T in bright red words. The words fade away quickly as she holds up two clenched fists. ]

I won't be like that worthless crawl of space Cthuko! Playing video games all the time... I need a real job. One that can challenge my intelligence! A job that can spark my imagination!

[ Pausing, she lifts up her shirt slightly to show off her stomach. ] A job that can pay for the unborn love child of my true love, Mahiro!

[ Spoilers: She's not really pregnant. ] Oh Mahiro, how am I to live without you? Ever since twelve thousand years ago I have loved you................

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[video]

[abmoemination]

[ She's also definitely not talking to one either. ]

Shizuma? Sounds pretty spiffy. [ That's a lot of s-words. ]

Is she going to arrive here on a red carpet?

[Video]

[abmoemination]

If I wanted to threaten you, there would be a lot more tentacles involved.

[ Teasing smile. ]

[Video]

[second_destiny]

...What.

No.

Oh, God, no. No!

[meaningdies]

No one has zero flaws.

[He can name several of yours right now -]

[abmoemination]

Are you saying I'm less than perfect? What a bummer!

[ They've only just met. ]

Is it too early to break out the cosplay to make up for it?

[Video]

[abmoemination]

Don't worry, you're not Japanese.

... Are you? [ Peering at the video. ] I've never seen anyone in Japan with hair like that.

Except for Hastur. [ That boy-stealing idiot doesn't count though. ]

[Video]

[second_destiny]

[Well, with a last name like "Asuno," and a son whose first name is "Kio" (though he won't exist for another ten years)...]

How does being Japanese have anything to do with this?

[meaningdies]

No cosplay.

[He had enough of that with Midori. :| And he wasn't even in the party with her.]

[Video]

[abmoemination]

[ Shh, let her think that... ]

The tentacles. Don't you know that's a big deal there?

[abmoemination]

[ What a let down! ]

Then what can I do to change your mind? Anything!

[Video]

[second_destiny]

...No. And I'm not sure I want to know, either.

[Video]

[abmoemination]

If you're ever interested, I know of some great reading material. Just let me know, yeah?

[Video]

[second_destiny]

I really don't think that's going to be happening anytime soon...or ever.