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Can you believe this place? [ What an introduction, right? ] That Azathoth really needs to watch to where he places me next time. Maybe if he got those eyes checked out, I wouldn't be in this rotten mess!

[ And what is this mess? ] No one here recognizes the Space Defence Agency which means I'm out of a job. Do you know what that makes me?

[ Quickly posing out with her arms to spell out N E E T in bright red words. The words fade away quickly as she holds up two clenched fists. ]

I won't be like that worthless crawl of space Cthuko! Playing video games all the time... I need a real job. One that can challenge my intelligence! A job that can spark my imagination!

[ Pausing, she lifts up her shirt slightly to show off her stomach. ] A job that can pay for the unborn love child of my true love, Mahiro!

[ Spoilers: She's not really pregnant. ] Oh Mahiro, how am I to live without you? Ever since twelve thousand years ago I have loved you................

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Uh, no, that won't be necessary. But if he's human, then it shouldn't be possible...

[................]

[Error found. Please reboot.]

[Hang on he's just facepalming.]

[Okay, brain rebooted.]

Really. You don't seem like the one I met.

[Different worlds but still.]

[... Nyarlathotep?]

Ah?

[Well, this was anticlimactic. Considering what that man wearing the butterfly mask said to him...]

Oh. So then you're the one who will be taking care of me in Philemon's stead. I have to say, I expected you be a little more different.

[ Darn. ] Oh, it's possible. The extent of our love reaches a level that basic humans can't comprehend.

[ Yue. Tsu. ]

[ Childbirth from this abomination can't be anything but filth. ]

I don't want to be a part of that statistic! Abort! Abort!

[ Holding up a fist. ] You and me? We need to get a job!

Or welfare. Girls who are pregnant can get that sort of thing, can't they?

[ Great, she already has a job lined up for her in this world. How wonderful! ]

Does this mean I'll get to dress up in a short maid outfit and dust your table in front of you? [ How naughty. ] You may look, but the touching is reserved only for Mahiro!

[ She has no idea who this person is, but a job is a job. It keeps her from being a NEET after all. ]

Do you mean my appearance was different? [ That's easy enough to explain. By clearing her throat, she begins to speak in a more solemn tone. ]

I am the lucid dream.
The monster in your nightmares. [ Softer. ]
The fiend of a thousand faces. [ Darker. ]
Cower before my true form!!

[ With a suitable enough pause, she'll double over laughing. ]

No, I wouldn't do that to someone I just met!

A love that humans can't comprehend, and one of the people involved is a human.

[He sees the hole in this logic.]

Well I'm not pregnant so I'd have to get a job; maybe as a bodyguard or something like that. I don't know.

But then if Yuho shows up she might think I'm cheating on her with someone else... [This train of thought could take a while]

If you can't get any pregnant lady cash then what'll you do for a job?

I meant in personality. I know about your shapeshifting.

Besides, you can't drive me mad. I already am.

Personality? [ Huh, no one's ever told her that before. ]

Is it because I find humans so much fun? They're an interesting race!

Buuuut as long as you're mad, at least I know I have one friend here. [ Yes, friend. Congratulations on that accomplishment. ]

[ Bring it up. She dares you. ]

Yeah, and? The power of love can transcend things like species.

I'll sell my spawn for money.

[ There's not even a moment of hesitation with that phrase. So cold blooded. ]

Oh, but who is Yuho? That kind of name makes me think of a chocolate drink!

But what good would that do if one of the people involved can't properly comprehend it? You're just shortchanging yourselves.

[Oh that's nice of her.

Jun ignores that statement for now because... what else can you say to that? No, wait, she figured out something to say.]

Who would even buy them?!

[She clears her throat. She's not supposed to be the straight man in a duo, dammit.]

Yuho is my princess, and yeah she has a silly name. I heard it sounded more like a UFO, though.

There are some pretty gross perverts out there. Plus, anyone who wants to take over the world could do so easily with my children as their minions ufufu.

[ Yuho is a pretty silly name, she can admit that much with a laugh. ]

But back on that name. Yoohoo, right? Princess of the Chocolate Drinks?

[ In an ominous tone: ] I'll make him comprehend it.

[ And quickly back to smiling. ]

Love can conquer all! Never forget!

They can be, yes.

[... Welp. Not sure if want.]

What's your favorite activity and blood type? If we're friends, these are things we have to know.

Oh, and your sign! How could I forget that?

[Ooooookay. That was creepy.]

Y-You're really convinced it can, a-aren't you?

That's right! [ Throwing a fist into the air. ]

You better remember that or else I'll have to make you remember.

...You aren't trying to threaten me, are you?

I don't think there'll be many gross perverts here, though.

[Nope not one. You're certainly not talking to one.]

Yuho; she's the princess of the Shizuma family.

Heh. I'm a Scorpio, and I like programming. I'm a type A.

[THIS IS SO AWKWARD Nyaruko pls.]

Incredible! I'm also a Scorpio!

[ With a laugh. ] Not really a Scorpio, but I stole the same birthdate as my lover. We share everything now from toothbrushes to underwear to birthdays!

[ Oh, she didn't think of a blood type either. Crap. ] Geez, humans really have so much to think about. Quick, what's a blood type for someone totally awesome and without flaw?

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