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DOOOOOOOOOM!

DOOM COMES FOR US ALL! LET LOOSE THE DOGS OF WAR, THE SKIES SHALL RAIN WITH MOBOCRACY AND THE DARKEST FIERY PITS SHALL CRACK OPEN, OUR SOULS FORFEIT!

[He stops to take a large breath.]

THERE IS NO DELIVERANCE FROM THIS FATE! WE SHALL ALL QUAKE AT THE CHAOS LIKE THE WORMS WE ARE!

A SICKENED, SENSITIVE SHADOW WITHERING IN HANDS THAT ARE NOT HANDS!! GODS, THE HANDS! GHASTLY MIDNIGHTS OF ROTTING CREATION!! CORPSES OF DEAD WORLDS!!! THE WINDOW! THE WINDOW!!!

[Running is heard behind him and a voice is heard. It sounds like Ciel's voice]

There he is!

[Q's voice follows.]

Miss Minerva, now!

[There is the shot of something being fired while McGonagall lets loose a spell of her own.]

Incarcerous!

[A series of ropes fly in the air and bind Orpheus so that he can't move. He continues to struggle, all the while screaming.]

UNHAND ME YOU FIENDS! YOU ARE ALL IN LEAGUE WITH THE DARKNESS! IT COMES TO KILL US ALL! IT-

[Clang! Q opted to use a small tranquilizer gun on Orpheus from the back, knocking him right out.]

What a mess.

[He turns towards the camera, adjusting his tie as if there was no problem in the world. Even in dire situations, he is a calm man.]

It appears that a bout of paranoia has hit citizens of the city. At first we had assumed it was just the local population, but now with Orpheus....also affected, it means some of you may be in turn. We are trying to find the source of these matters, but our search has been fruitless.

Even the demonic population isn't quite sure what is going on.

Be vigilant. If you feel you are affected, please do your best to stay calm.

[As he speaks in the back, you can hear Ciel and Minerva talking about locking Orpheus up for his own good...and their ears.]

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Oh HONESTLY, this was a PRIVATE CONVERSATION. Ugh. Still, that sounds rather problematic. The last thing I need is a bunch of screaming hoardes banging down my door either for cures or to complain that the ones I was PROVIDING don't work. I don't suppose you have any better insight as to the cause of this nonsense?

Good to know, anyway. It can't be that easy, right?

...I'd blame the full moon, but nothing happened last month, and we're still a week away. I'm out of ideas.

Nothing like this has ever happened in all the time we have been here- and with the demons likewise baffled, no. We have no more idea than you. So you'll have to excuse my abruptness, but I would rather tell you what works and what doesn't than to let energies be wasted, given the situation.

Good to see we have such reliable people looking after our interests then! You'd better figure it out soon either way. This nonsense is only going to cause problems for me.

So does Patra cure the PA status effect or just Rage and Fear? Is there a button I can push to bash people over the COMP network with the Patra Hammer?

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Persistent Video because Ideo totally needs to be more social

first time ideo has ever been literally passive aggressive award

Not even remotely the first time Misery has been a massive bitch

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