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Happy Dolphin Day!
Apr. 1st, 2014 11:15 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
stringmodsGooooood morning, Hinoto-Ri! And thank you for waking up to the -- squeak click click grrrrrrrrrrr. Yes, that's the 8:00 Daily -- squeak squeak squeak! -- the, ah, 8:00... Dolphin-y News.
I'm your host today, Iruka Sakana. Click tck click! And this is today's special co-host, er. ...Dolph. Dolph, wave to the camera. ...Oh, he smashed all the cameras, right.
Dolph is here today to help us report on a very special issue affecting all of Hinoto-Ri. But first, if you haven't rolled up the blinds yet, we advise you to... not do that. Instead, please stay in bed and go back to sleep. Seriously. Best suggestion you'll ever take. For those of us fortunate enough to already be awake, today's special news bulletin is... dolphins! Dolphins everywhere. Rrrrrrrrrr... Not that that's a bad thing.
Flying dolphins have descended upon Hinoto-Ri en masse, having chosen to brighten our days and lift our spirits with their cheerful grinning faces. Yes, that's right, folks, the streets and skies are practically swarming with the delightful little devils, and our friends in meteorology are reporting that the allergy forecast is showing alarmingly high numbers for pine, birch, and seafood, with no relent in sight.
Dolphins are cropping up in schoolrooms, at workplaces, in homes... outside windows watching you sleep... It's a real mystery why they've decided to grace us with their presence today, but whatever the reason, you won't hear the Dail -- Dolphin-y News complaining. They are awfully cute when they're not biti -- ow stop that! Ahem. Preliminary reports indicate that the charming fellows can be appeased with friendly gestures, appropriate presents, kind words, and as called in by one fifteen year old student fan, being allowed to photobomb selfies.
More news coming as our reporters get to the bottom of this issue. And remember, the Virgo fish market should be slicing up this morning's haul just about now for all your dolphin-feeding needs.
[It's April 1st! Everyone knows what this means! Yes, that's right, it's Hinoto-Ri Flying Dolphin Appreciation Day!
As reported by the news, the dolphins are everywhere today and are liable to drop in whenever and wherever they're most unlikely to be found. You may report to work and find that your boss has been replaced by a dolphin, to school to find dolphins sitting in classrooms, go out shopping and find a dolphin trying on a tank top, and so on and so forth. They're also liable to try and interrupt whenever a character tries to make a voice/video call.
You may respond to this post and you may also make your own. Have fun!]
I'm your host today, Iruka Sakana. Click tck click! And this is today's special co-host, er. ...Dolph. Dolph, wave to the camera. ...Oh, he smashed all the cameras, right.
Dolph is here today to help us report on a very special issue affecting all of Hinoto-Ri. But first, if you haven't rolled up the blinds yet, we advise you to... not do that. Instead, please stay in bed and go back to sleep. Seriously. Best suggestion you'll ever take. For those of us fortunate enough to already be awake, today's special news bulletin is... dolphins! Dolphins everywhere. Rrrrrrrrrr... Not that that's a bad thing.
Flying dolphins have descended upon Hinoto-Ri en masse, having chosen to brighten our days and lift our spirits with their cheerful grinning faces. Yes, that's right, folks, the streets and skies are practically swarming with the delightful little devils, and our friends in meteorology are reporting that the allergy forecast is showing alarmingly high numbers for pine, birch, and seafood, with no relent in sight.
Dolphins are cropping up in schoolrooms, at workplaces, in homes... outside windows watching you sleep... It's a real mystery why they've decided to grace us with their presence today, but whatever the reason, you won't hear the Dail -- Dolphin-y News complaining. They are awfully cute when they're not biti -- ow stop that! Ahem. Preliminary reports indicate that the charming fellows can be appeased with friendly gestures, appropriate presents, kind words, and as called in by one fifteen year old student fan, being allowed to photobomb selfies.
More news coming as our reporters get to the bottom of this issue. And remember, the Virgo fish market should be slicing up this morning's haul just about now for all your dolphin-feeding needs.
[It's April 1st! Everyone knows what this means! Yes, that's right, it's Hinoto-Ri Flying Dolphin Appreciation Day!
As reported by the news, the dolphins are everywhere today and are liable to drop in whenever and wherever they're most unlikely to be found. You may report to work and find that your boss has been replaced by a dolphin, to school to find dolphins sitting in classrooms, go out shopping and find a dolphin trying on a tank top, and so on and so forth. They're also liable to try and interrupt whenever a character tries to make a voice/video call.
You may respond to this post and you may also make your own. Have fun!]
