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January 29th
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stringmods[The morning of January 22nd dawns unremarkably. A popular radio show plays as it always -- ......Wait.]
Good morning, Hinoto-Ri! And thank you for waking up to the 8:00 Daily News.
A bar fight broke out for the last seven yesterdays in the Taurus District, establishing a brand new record for our unfortunate brawlers of being the only people in Hinoto-Ri ever to be arrested on seven consecutive days. In Aquarius, our prescient prophet friend has vanished after repeated attempts to warn us about the end of days; we at the Daily News gladly welcome, at least, the end of one, specific day. Witnesses report that his full name was given as Biru Murayama; he was last seen yesterday afternoon at about 4PM - the, ah, final yesterday. Whether or not his warnings were connected with the strange occurrences of the preceding week is yet to be known.
Our major news story of the day, of course, is to report on today's date:
January 29th.
While the exact circumstances behind the mystery of the repeating day remain unclear, all reports have conveyed more or less the same details: every citizen in Hinoto-Ri awoke this morning to realize they had spent the last week repeating the same twenty-four hours of their lives. For those of you who had to suffer through seven days of exams or stressful interviews, we offer our sincere apologies and take this time to advertise our daily 2:00 afternoon psychiatric counseling show with the esteemed Dr. Tsuru. 'Dr. Tsuru: he'll see right through you.'
The mayor and City Hall have yet to release a statement about these matters, but rumors on the street seem to suggest we were saved once again by our friendly neighborhood Visitors. Interdimensional rescue operations, shattering time loops, scooping goldfish - is there anything these gallant folks can't do?
.......What? 'See why kids love Cinnamon Toa -- '
Well, let's not set the bar too high here.
As more details on the situation surface, we'll continue to provide more updates. But now, over to Iruka in Capricorn to report on dolphins or the lack thereof.
[The Aquarius Event has concluded! Please see the OoC post for more details and thank you to everyone who participated!]
Good morning, Hinoto-Ri! And thank you for waking up to the 8:00 Daily News.
A bar fight broke out for the last seven yesterdays in the Taurus District, establishing a brand new record for our unfortunate brawlers of being the only people in Hinoto-Ri ever to be arrested on seven consecutive days. In Aquarius, our prescient prophet friend has vanished after repeated attempts to warn us about the end of days; we at the Daily News gladly welcome, at least, the end of one, specific day. Witnesses report that his full name was given as Biru Murayama; he was last seen yesterday afternoon at about 4PM - the, ah, final yesterday. Whether or not his warnings were connected with the strange occurrences of the preceding week is yet to be known.
Our major news story of the day, of course, is to report on today's date:
January 29th.
While the exact circumstances behind the mystery of the repeating day remain unclear, all reports have conveyed more or less the same details: every citizen in Hinoto-Ri awoke this morning to realize they had spent the last week repeating the same twenty-four hours of their lives. For those of you who had to suffer through seven days of exams or stressful interviews, we offer our sincere apologies and take this time to advertise our daily 2:00 afternoon psychiatric counseling show with the esteemed Dr. Tsuru. 'Dr. Tsuru: he'll see right through you.'
The mayor and City Hall have yet to release a statement about these matters, but rumors on the street seem to suggest we were saved once again by our friendly neighborhood Visitors. Interdimensional rescue operations, shattering time loops, scooping goldfish - is there anything these gallant folks can't do?
.......What? 'See why kids love Cinnamon Toa -- '
Well, let's not set the bar too high here.
As more details on the situation surface, we'll continue to provide more updates. But now, over to Iruka in Capricorn to report on dolphins or the lack thereof.
[The Aquarius Event has concluded! Please see the OoC post for more details and thank you to everyone who participated!]
