A Valid Response [Text]

[killervocabulary]

[Someone's had her attention pointed to the news, and feels compelled to comment on it...]

..."scream queen", really? i am unsure whether i should be flattered or scandalized.

[METHOD_ENTRY_002] [VIDEO]

[pastalishe]

[Bright and early on the morning of the fifth of January, Cloche's network feed clicks on. The camera bounces with her steps as she walks down the streets of the Pisces Ward with purpose. She doesn't know quite where she's going yet, but she's clearly going somewhere. And she's very clearly furious.]

Good morning. [From Cloche's tone of voice, this is not a good morning. This is a terrible morning. This is a morning that's clearly out to ruin the rest of her day with a trashy gossip magazine.] If anyone else on the COMP Network has received a copy of the January 4th, 10AC issue of--[Here, her expression twists into one of distaste.]--"Teen Beats Magazine," I demand they delete it immediately. It is a lewd and slanderous piece of trash that besmirches the good names of no less than twelve of the Guests!

[Including Cloche herself. Oh, she's going to ring somebody's bell alright. But absolutely not in the way that the article implies.]

As for myself, I'm attempting to locate their offices to demand they take down their-- lascivious article at once. No forms of consent were given. Permission was not granted! They have no legal standing to drag our names through the mud. I absolutely won't stand for it!

[Click! Well, it's pretty obvious someone doesn't have a good sense of humor about being included on the Sexy Visitor Watch... Cloche and her, ahem, two good friends are marching up, in person, to vehemently protest the article and complain loudly to whoever runs the magazine.]

Hinoto-Ri City Headline News, January 4th, 10AC, Teenbeat Magazine, January 10AC Edition

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[OOC - None of the Read More are supposed to be actual links.]

LOCAL NEWS FEED
In this Issue: Grand Prix News, Holidays, Extraterritorial Poll Results. Dolphin Babies, Junes Invasion News!

( Local News From the City )

TEENBEAT MAGAZINE FEED
In this Issue: VISITOR EXTRAVAGANZA! INTERVIEW WITH THE JACK FROSTS! OUR BIGGEST 2012 DISCOVERIES! HOT OR COLD? PERSONA COMPATIBILITY CHARTS!!!

( Teenbeat Magazine!!! The Best Magazine for Hinoto-Ri's Teen Population!!! )

[ voice ]

[doesitmatter]

[ First comes laughter.

Then: ]

That was a pleasant surprise.

Open Video + One Filter

[kings_thief]

This is only the second time Locke has addressed the network directly, but it's important, and that can be seen in his serious expression.

"Considering the recent announcement about the Prix and the Anoli, and the willingness others had in wanting to help, I've decided Hinoto-Ri might benefit from it's own branch of the Hellsing Group. I worked for a branch in my last city and it seemed to help there whenever a threat arose."

He pauses. This isn't like him at all...but, then again, this whole idea's embarrassingly new to him, so he keeps his doubts out of his face and voice.

"The purpose of Hellsing is to protect the city and it's inhabitants from demons, monsters, and other people looking to do harm. While we do need combatants, we also need people who are more brain than brawn. He need Field agents, people who can do research on things the field agents will be facing to make them more prepared, and we need strategists to put it all together.

If you'd like to help but prefer to work alone, we hire contract agents as well. You'll be associated with Hellsing, but work when you want and get paid when you do.

If you do work for the group...I can promise the hours will be flexible and mostly up to you...what i can't promise is that it won't get messy sometimes."

Another pause as his mind races to make sure he got everything.

"Hellsing also offers protection for anyone who might need it, the base is protected by magic and we'll offer you any assistance we can. Anyone can work for Hellsing, so long as you're a visitor. If you haven't unlocked your Persona, or if you don't really know how to fight but you want to help, we'll train you.
...if you have any questions, let me know, I'll be happy to answer them."

He smiles and ends the feed.

Only to start it again a moment later.

[Filtered to Integra Hellsing]

"We talked before about this...I could really use your help. To be honest, I only have half a mind of what I'm doing."


((OOC: All info can be found here))

[audio] In which Gale doesn't get society

[andcarryabigknife]

"Why was such information as "Sexy Visitors" and that downright confusing novel excerpt deemed necessary to broadcast when we have an impending crisis on our hands?"

[Video]

[linefacingforever]

[...yes. Yu is smiling. A huge, completely rare, hardly ever happens for no reason smile on his face.]

Yosuke...

[...he can't even say anything, because if he does, he's either going to start cracking up or give his best friend all the sympathy. So for now all he does is lift his hands and start applauding.]

Text - Sniping at Colleagues

[drakenguard]

Congratulations on being crowned one of the sexiest visitors, Ideo. Apparently this is, what, twice now?