VIDEO. ...uh.
Dec. 16th, 2012 05:30 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
*Everybody's phones picks up a signal from Misery. Looks like she's advertising again... Hang on, is she singing? Although it seems slightly modified.*
I've again popped around today
Sellin' promises and potions
That could
Take a memory away
Help forget you'd ever met her
Tell me
Can't I please
Kindly take away the misery?
Give you
A baker's dozen please
Wrap you up to go away
*And then, suddenly, the line cuts. A few minutes later, it pops back up, and Misery looks a bit, uh...

Yeah.*
...get this blasted thing to -- ah, it's coming out normal again, good. That's the SECOND time I've had that happen in a communication today! That... SINGING. I NEVER sing. Isn't this blasted insane weather enough torment?
I've again popped around today
Sellin' promises and potions
That could
Take a memory away
Help forget you'd ever met her
Tell me
Can't I please
Kindly take away the misery?
Give you
A baker's dozen please
Wrap you up to go away
*And then, suddenly, the line cuts. A few minutes later, it pops back up, and Misery looks a bit, uh...
Yeah.*
...get this blasted thing to -- ah, it's coming out normal again, good. That's the SECOND time I've had that happen in a communication today! That... SINGING. I NEVER sing. Isn't this blasted insane weather enough torment?