ITP: Deliveries

[maybe_a_king]

Hello. My name is Arturia Pendragon. Some of you may have met me a month ago when I handed out flyers saying I would starting a delivery business soon.

My moped has been converted to use the type of engine needed here. [She just has to give the mechanic free deliveries for two months to pay for it and top priority. Sob.] As of today I will be making deliveries in the afternoons once school lets out and before sunset. Simply send me a message during that time to let me know the pick up and delivery location, and I will have it delivered in a half hour or less.

Thank you for your time and have a nice day.

Attention: Employment Opportunity

[stringmods]

On behalf of the Wise Men, I am posting on the Network regarding employment at Gemini Ward's Molecular Anomalies Gnosis Institute.

[M.A.G.I., if you will.]

Previous experience in the field of scientific research, microbiology, robotics or a related discipline is desirable, but not necessary. More importantly, candidates need to demonstrate strong problem solving skills, an ability to prioritize tasks and independently manage your own day to day activities. All positions will utilize your technical knowledge whilst providing the opportunity to develop additional skills you may lack.

In order to be considered for this role you will be screened and be subjected to drug and background checks. Moreover, while you are allowed to come into the facility with all your weapons, they will have to be removed before entering the core of the premises. It is important that the candidates understand that this is mandatory due to the nature of the highly classified research involved. Normally, candidacy would not be conducted in such a manner, but factoring in your previous homeworlds, the Wise Men decided it could be advantageous to do so.

[Also Ideo decided to start doing it himself and sending people their way, might as well explain the entire process, hmm? Of course that was just reading in the middle of the lines.]

Please submit your Curriculum Vitæ [It's means they want a resume] and Cover Letter explaining your reasoning why you feel you have the required experience to be successful in this role. However, if you are unable to provide either, considering how different each world may be, a simple spoken test will be conducted should you be selected, along with the drug and background checks. Salaries are to be discussed, and are based on previous experience and the job you have been selected for.

We are an equal opportunity employer.

Exaltation the first [voice]

[dodgecharms]

Okay, so... chosen soul, destined to do battle and determine the fate of the world, etcetera, etcetera. Same old, same old. What I want to know is what's up with this whole "car" thing? How does that work?

Also, you have no idea how lucky you guys are with this whole "you get magic for free" thing.

Really, really lucky.