[video]

[deathof4thwall]

When the video starts, it's a first person glasses feed looking at...what appears to be a crudely handcrafted plush doll. A bang of blue felt covers one button eye, and there's a tiny red armband around the sleeve of its school uniform. Whoever is sending the video starts speaking in their best attempt at a solemn voice.

"His Charm is so contagious, vaccines have been created for it. None have been successful. He once punched Death. That's right, you heard me. He is a lover, not a fighter, but he is also a fighter, so don't get any ideas. He is...The Most Interesting Universe In The World."

Somehow, the little plush doll stands up and starts moving around, sitting down in a to-scale elegant armchair before addressing the camera directly in a voice that sounds exactly like the announcers.

"I don't always transcend the bounds of time and space to dwell in strange, demon-infested cities, but when I do..."

A slight pause for dramatic effect as the plush doll swipes at its felt bangs with the back of a tiny, fingerless hand.

"It's Hinoto-Ri. Stay classy, my friends."

And then the video cuts off.