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[misery_hates_company]

*Apparently, despite being a witch, she seems to have some grasp on technology. Makes you wonder why she didn't call anybody soo -- oh, right, it's MISERY.*

Hello, boys and girls! Are we taking care of ourselves in this strange new world! I do hope so. It'd be a shame for anybody to get injured this early into the story.

Oh, but perhaps you have got an injury! Or perhaps some sort of other ailment? Or perhaps you're simply a caring soul who wishes to donate to a worthy academic cause -- which is to say, my own! Well, you're in luck! My name is Misery, and as I'm sure some of you know by now, I happen to be a witch. More importantly, I happen to be a witch with no small talent in the art of brewing, and it just so happens I've already figured out how to make a few mild healing tonics and antidotes, which will all be available to you! For a price, of course. I have to make my money SOMEHOW, of course. Ho ho ho.

But you know, it seems a shame to make such simple trifles. So, for a little elbow grease -- and a lot MORE money -- I would be willing to use some of the new materials offered by, ah, some of our more DEMONIC problems to try to find even MORE cures for what ails you. And I am ALWAYS welcome towards more ingredients, so don't be shy now! Wouldn't want anybody to think you're scared of a little medicine, right? Oh ho ho ho ho.

That's all. Have a nice daaaay!

((OOC: As of this post, Misery can sell minor potions of healing and poison antidotes to people, although assume you can't buy more than one or two without a decent-paying job. Also, she'll take requests! If there's a potion or small jewelry item you want, request it to her. I'll pass it by the mods, and if it's okay, she'll give a list of items to fetch. Note that these potions will require a LOT more money unless you want to be working for her for bupkiss for a long time, and are very limited in number to keep the game balance. Main ideas:

- Protection Spell replacements
- Poisons
- Maybe something for... shenanigans, if you feel like it. Because we all like shenanigans.
- Small defensive jewelry (which will be the most dangerous and expensive.

The "item store" is in business!))

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[canteachyoumore]

[Well, well, well! Theodore has seen that everything has slowed down, and with the guests being introduced to the Velvet Room it certainly makes things easier for an introduction. He won't even have to explain much if at all, though that part kind of makes him sad.

He likes showing off his knowledge.

Regardless!! This guy is in the familiar wear of the Velvet Room still - he just can't leave it behind - and after a minute of staring at the screen to make sure he's got it right he smiles and bows. He's been practicing this in his room and damn if he doesn't get it right.]

Good evening, honored guests and masters of Hinoto-Ri. I am Theodore, a [SAYITSAYITSAYIT] former [whew good] denizen of the Velvet Room you have recently visited. While the form may have changed along with its hands, that room will always feel the same to one such as myself.

[A wistful look. How he longs to be back there.]

In any case, I look forward to meeting each and every one of you and helping as I can. If you still have any questions even after all of these elaborations or due to them, please do not hesitate to contact me. I will gladly answer them to the best of my abilities.

[please make him feel useful

it's just not the same if he doesn't have someone to help like that

--wait there was something else to these things. There's an awkward sort of pause as Theodore racks his brain and nods, smiling still.]

Oh, and as for things I enjoy... I quite like the view from horizontal bars, how challenging they may be to first climb, and takoyaki is a treat to be shared with those you consider friends. Please remain loyal to your bonds and maintain them in a timely manner.

[They're what help Lord Philemon, after all.]