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[gforceinmyfaaaace]

[ Well hello there everyone! It's your friendly neighborhood angel boy on the screen today, messy brown hair, golden laurel crown, tunic and all. ]

Anyone know a good job an angel like me can pick up?

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[ontheirside]

[Hello, angel boy, have an Archangel peering at you.]

Angel, huh? How do you feel about sweets?

[gforceinmyfaaaace]

I love sweets!

[ontheirside]

I run a sweets shop in the Virgo district; wouldn't mind picking up a bit more help. How 'bout it?

[gforceinmyfaaaace]

Really? Sure thing! It's a little out of my line of work, but I'm open to new experiences!

[ontheirside]

I'm sure you'll be fine, I'm a bit out of the professional woodwork myself, so don't worry about it.

We're open most days 'cept Mondays. I hate working Mondays, why do that to yourself?

[gforceinmyfaaaace]

[ Pit laughs. ]

I hear ya; but sometimes it can't be helped, you know?

[ontheirside]

[He smirks.]

Hey, if you want to work Mondays too, go for it, I'll give you a key. Meanwhile, I'll be sleeping in or...doing anything else.

[gforceinmyfaaaace]

I'll see how I feel. Gotta say, though, you might not want someone with no experience in business running a shop by himself. I might mess something up.

[ontheirside]

What's to mess up? Someone comes in looking for something, you point them in the right direction, they buy it. It's easy.

Of course, I can't give you a key till you try all of the goods, how else can you help someone find what they're looking for?

[That's right, you get to sample the goods, Pit. Doesn't that sweeten the deal?]

[gforceinmyfaaaace]

[ not to the mun no this is the last character who needs LOTS OF SUGAR ]

Of course, of course.

So when would you like me to report in? For an interview at the very least.

[ontheirside]

Who said this wasn't the interview?

[Trollface.jpg]

Just come in Tuesday and I'll show you how things work.

[gforceinmyfaaaace]

[ squee ]

O-okay!

[ He wonders if he should tell him about...

...well, he'll see how it goes on Tuesday. ]

Do I have to wear a special uniform? I know my tunic isn't really in fashion right now.

[ontheirside]

[That makes him pause.]

You know, I haven't actually decided on that one yet. So, for right now, I'll say 'no'.

[Oh, wait, one more thing...]

What's your name, little bro?

[Might be important.]

[gforceinmyfaaaace]

Pit!

[ Accompanied by a happy little wing stretch. ]

[ontheirside]

Pit...okay.

[Weird for an angel, but who was he to argue?]

Nice to meet you, I'm Gabriel.

[gforceinmyfaaaace]

[ Not so weird if you pronounce "Cupid" as it's said in Japanese. ]

Nice to meet you, too! Where are you from?

[ontheirside]

Technically Earth. Sort of. I'm an angel too, so 'where' is a little....wobbly.

I was in Indiana when I got pulled here.

[That counts, right?]

[gforceinmyfaaaace]

[ WHOA BACK UP THERE SON ]

You're an angel too???

[ontheirside]

[Well, it wasn't like it was a secret.]

Yeah, did I not mention that before? My bad.

[gforceinmyfaaaace]

S-so you're like that Aziraphale guy?!

[ SQUEE OTHER ANGELS ]

[ontheirside]

Oh, you've met him? Yeah, pretty much. We're not from the same universe, but it's the right idea.

[Angel Families]

[gforceinmyfaaaace]

Yeah! We talked over the network!

Man, I am psyched to learn there's more angels here! You don't know how many times I've had to explain why I look the way I do. It's kind of getting annoying...

[ontheirside]

What? Got a problem with your wings or something?

I mean, mine are always hidden and, apparently, Azi can hide his, so are yours like super-glued in place?

[gforceinmyfaaaace]

I...guess? They're kind of like an extra set of arms, except I can't pick anything up with them.

[ Not even himself. ]

You saw nothing

[ontheirside]

Huh....that sucks.

[Weird alternate angel mechanics.]

Well, shouldn't be a problem. As long as you don't hit people in the face with them, I guess.