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[[video]] OFF WITH ONE WATCH ON WITH ANOTHER

[The feed is actually pretty steady, like whoever is directing it is used to this sort of thing. Oddly comforting, for a change!

But the viewpoint isn't at a person, but a sand-crusted car parked haphazardly in front of the Libra apartment building.]

So, uh- [Whoever's on the other end seems really, really, really dry and deadpan about what he's about to say.] -where's the nearest car wash?

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Daaaaammnn that's a shitty looking car.

Was it like that before Clover drove it or what?

[Is this awkward for you? It's only a tiny bit awkward for him.]

Shouldn-

[Hold on, he's messing with all this tech while listening and

oh.

wait.

oh what the christ what are you doing here.

Of course, in his momentarily gawking-like-a-fish state, he pressed a button too many and the feed cut off. Which lead to a bout of stupidity as he tried to ge tit back up, accidentally sending a round of 5358nf before hitting the audio button.

And then there's radio static as he tries his best to pretend the past eighteen seconds never happened.]

...shouldn't that be your second question? You know, after the 'hey it's good to see you're not a piece of charcoal?' or something...?

Well if you had the car then why would you be a lump of charcoal? Last time I checked? They couldn't reach the pedals. Seriously; do you even use your head, man?

And that's not even a question, dude. Get your shit together.

[Junpei finally got the video going again, this time turning the feed on his lovely face.]

I just got woken up by a half-naked flying woman with goat horns, because I was asleep on a park bench. It has been a very long I-lost-track-of hours, okay?

[You didn't even laugh at the christmas-themed pun. :'(]

What the hell are you doing here, anyway?

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Half naked woman with goat horns? You brought Lotus with you, huh?

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And it was just over nine hours, wasn't it? Can have been much fuckin' longer than that or you wouldn't be here and, you know, breathing in oxygen without two hydrogens attached.

[He can do science good.]

I was getting my head bitten off for asking a question, thanks for asking. Before that I was chilling out in my room and before that I was sleeping, why do you ask?

Yep. She was in the trunk. [casullyrunswithjokes.mp3

Last I remember I was falling asleep in a car squashed between two dudes. We could have crashed in to Las Vegas or something for all I know. [He's just defensive because he has a really shitty internal clock.]

...sorry.

[He is...literally rustling around in what appears to be a cleaning closet, by the way.] Doesn't this just seem a bit suspicious? I mean, I just woke up, but three of us just so happen to be dragged here after our fun adventure?

[A cleaning closer?]

Are you actually gonna wash that shitheap?

[And then something he can't pass up;]

And did you just say you were falling asleep squashed between two dudes? I'm not gonna call you out on what you do in your free time, dude, but I had no idea you were into that stuff.

[Does June know???]

Oh and for the record? None of this has to do with me.

[Well yeah, that's what closer typically are employed as. It's an unfortunate stereotype, really.]

I could wash Renoir, or I could go up ten flights of stairs and sleep. Or risk elevators. I'm not really eager for those last two, so I think I'll opt for something menial and mindless, thanks.

[Wow Seven is totally not like that. ...he can't speak for his other company given that ~breezy~ robe and all, but still.]

No offense, but I don't think you could pull off something like this. Or that you would want to, for that matter.

[No I it shut up I meant closet!]

Renoir? No.

No.

Nuh-uh.

That's a dumb name, pick someone else. The Drivemaster 40000, or something that actually makes sense.

It makes perfect sense. Pierre-Auguste Renoir was a leading impressionist painter- and there's also the bonus of it being partially black, and noir being in the name-

[...itp Junpei is a dweeb beyond what he could have ever been in the Nonary Game.]

Got it, got it, so you can shut up whenever you feel like it!

I'll give Snake the memo that we're changing the Car's name to Drivemaster 40000 next time I see him.

[oh.]

Next time we meet eachother.

Smoothe save there.

[And a pause, cos something just hit him.]

...why are we using code names again? We sort of don't need them, I know your names by now. And you already know mine.

Yeah yeah fuck you too, Junpei.

We're using codenames because this place is full of strangers and anyone could show up; are you that stupid? Come on, man!

You're probably just jealous that you don't have one of your own, huh?

Why are we worried about strangers anymore? I don't think Nonary rules apply here if they're all cosmic entities and stuff.

[Oh, you gonna mock his lack of a nickname? Oh, oh man, you asked for it.]

What do I have to be jealous of...

...Azure~?

Look; I dunno about you but I don't exactly feel like letting someone I've got an issue with show up and, say, get his Persona all up in my business when I'm not paying attention.

[Don't make him slap your shit.]

I mean if someone as incompetent as you got here then a guy like Ace could show up before we know it.

You, on the other hand, don't have much to worry about since you're just a college student.

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[video --> text --> audio] (tl;dr yes it's awkward for him)

Jesus Junpei it's just a computer.

what if it spits equations at him though

he'll solve them after a wall of text from his friends, duh.

that is way too touching for this series tbh

he'll cry in the corner while his friends badmouth him then he'll morphogenetic it into a solution?

oh there we go!!! also i am so not a slow tagger btdubs

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