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[stridercentric]

[Bro is bored. Real bored. Not that he misses the insane hectics from the Medium too much. Nah, it's his old life that he misses. His apartment, his stuff, his brother... Lil Cal's a great bro, but there's nothing like your own flesh and blood bro.

Either way, a bored Bro is a Bro who's prone to pulling ridiculous stunts.]

ATTENTION EVERYBODY!!! its time for a pop quiz!

you didnt study? dont worry. there is no studying. this only needs common sense. better hope youre not a total idiot.

get all answers right and earn yourself a fabulous prize.

1. coca cola or pepsi?
2. boxers or briefs? (if you are a lady or like to wear ladys underwear: thongs or briefs?)
3. is the pen mightier than the sword? motivate your answer.
4. how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
5. whats the airspeed velocity of an unladen european swallow?
6. cats or dogs?
7. why is the grass green?
8. so youre sitting in a diner drinking your coffee and suddenly you look out the window and see bigfoot robbing the bank across the street. what do you do?
9. 3 + 3 x 7 - 19 / 4
10. if a tree falls in the forest and theres nobody around to hear it does it make a sound?

no cheating! anyone who answers the first question with diet anything will be taken out back and shot.

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[istotesbatgirl]

Is that like a knock off Muppet?

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[stridercentric]

no. its a fucking million dollar brand. these babies are trademarked.

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[istotesbatgirl]

Don't swear at me because your puppet sucks.

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[stridercentric]

[...wow.]

the prize offer is hereby withdrawn. you may have made an enemy for life.

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[istotesbatgirl]

Well if you fight as well as you make dolls, I have nothing to worry about. Butthead.

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[stridercentric]

wtf. did you seriously just use butthead as a legit insult? like. for real?

how old are you?

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[istotesbatgirl]

Like I'm going to tell some random dude on the network my personal information. That's hella sketchy.

I should call the cops on you, or the Birds of Prey.

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[stridercentric]

get your thongs outta that twist. i dont need your asl. im just saying only kids call people butthead.

or maybe fans of old cult classics. but then its an ironic reference and not a real insult.

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[istotesbatgirl]

[Dammit now she's regretting saying what type of underwear she wears.]

I still think you're sketchy, coming on the network and asking people for all this information. And if you don't like being called a butthead then stop being such a butthead.

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[stridercentric]

"all this information". yeah. asking about your preferred soda sure is sketchy. or bringing up woodchucks. i can see why that might be considered dubious.

i mean. gee. i dont know what i was thinking there. how rude of me.

begging your forgiveness madam.

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[istotesbatgirl]

Cause I shouldn't be concerned when some stranger on the network asks me what kind of underwear I wear and then says he's my enemy for life.

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[stridercentric]

you brought that upon yourself.

dont ever insult smuppets in my presence. im dead serious. these babies are my life. its how i can afford to live such a crazy radical wasteful lifestyle.