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[Bro is bored. Real bored. Not that he misses the insane hectics from the Medium too much. Nah, it's his old life that he misses. His apartment, his stuff, his brother... Lil Cal's a great bro, but there's nothing like your own flesh and blood bro.

Either way, a bored Bro is a Bro who's prone to pulling ridiculous stunts.]

ATTENTION EVERYBODY!!! its time for a pop quiz!

you didnt study? dont worry. there is no studying. this only needs common sense. better hope youre not a total idiot.

get all answers right and earn yourself a fabulous prize.

1. coca cola or pepsi?
2. boxers or briefs? (if you are a lady or like to wear ladys underwear: thongs or briefs?)
3. is the pen mightier than the sword? motivate your answer.
4. how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
5. whats the airspeed velocity of an unladen european swallow?
6. cats or dogs?
7. why is the grass green?
8. so youre sitting in a diner drinking your coffee and suddenly you look out the window and see bigfoot robbing the bank across the street. what do you do?
9. 3 + 3 x 7 - 19 / 4
10. if a tree falls in the forest and theres nobody around to hear it does it make a sound?

no cheating! anyone who answers the first question with diet anything will be taken out back and shot.

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2. what the fuck. how can you not be a big fan of muppets? have you ever seen the muppets?
9. ... thats witchcraft.

[Or is it? It's been over fifteen years since he last attended math class. Hell if he remembers.]

2. Once or twice. I'd be willing to give it another shot.
9. You have to multiply and divide before adding.

2. i insist that you give it another shot. i fucking insist. you aint leaving until youve added more muppets to your life. in fact. were marathoning. im starting you off with the first movie. then manhattan. then christmas carol. then maybe treasure island.
9. must be a new rule. or some otherworldly thing. pretty sure thats not how it worked when i was taught.

[It's all lies. but go and prove him wrong, why don't you?]

[Well.. That was one way to start a friendship.]

2. I'm guessing that's not an offer anymore. Oh well, it'll give me something to do and meet more people.
9. Oh? I guess mathematical processes change over the years, so it isn't strange to think that you were taught differently. Not to mention the teacher also makes a difference too.

[Oh, she's falling for it. Sweet. It's the perfect crime.]

2. your place or mine? gotta give you a fair warning. my place is such a big mess i might lose track of you between the mountains of soda cans and dirty laundry.

[Don't even start with crime]

2. It might be better to come to mine then, but I'm new here so I don't have a lot of belongings yet.

2. you got a couch, a tv and a dvd player?

I think so.

[A moment later, he gets another text.]

Yep. I do.

2. then youve got all you need. its a date!

the names bro btw. bro strider.

2. Athena Cykes. It's nice to meet you, Bro.

ditto.

gimme a time and place and ill be there.

How about 7? I live in , Pisces 09-09.

ill be there.

you still want dinner or are we moving straight on to the movie?

Hmm... It might be good to eat first...

[Athena.... you rely on emotions and feelings... How are you not bothered by how this is becoming a "date"? ~~Even though it's not. xD~~]

ill bring pizza.

Sounds great. I'll go get some pop.