14th - Public

[pixielove]

[This is a very public post by the fairies...how did they get their hands on one of these anyway?]

Hiya! We just wanted to the Visitors to know that your friends aren't gone! We just felt that they needed a bit of love and friendship, so we're letting them stay over for a day or two!

[One of the fairies giggles and blows them a kiss.]

We promise they'll be back like they were yesterday and we won't harm them, okay? ♥

Comments

[pixielove]

But a cutie patootie boy like you has got to get all the girls after him, right?

[There are ten pixies staring at him now.]

[jonathandammit]

[NOPE, NOPE, NOPE]

Don't be coarse, o-of course not! [Romance is a terrifying thing. His four sisters all had their own romantic woes and it was terrifying

Romantic girls all in all are utterly mortifying, and the pixies might as well qualify.] What does 'cutie patootie' even mean?! [He pronounces hilariously, putting too much accent on each syllable.]

[pixielove]

It means you are adorable!!!!

It's like we just say the word love and you turn like a red tomato, tee hee hee!

[They just love it when guys are easy to rile up, oops.]

[jonathandammit]

...Adorable? [IS THAT SUPPOSED TO BE A COMPLIMENT BECAUSE IT'S JUST MAKING THE SITUATION WORSE... unfortunately, the pixies are pretty spot-on with that second statement.]

That's not-! [what do you mean he's one of the only people who get this flustered] I am not adorable!

[...what happened to trying to help the people the pixies forced together

he could stand up to Lilith and traverse the filthy and dying landscape of Tokyo, but this??? this is too much, apparently]

[pixielove]

[Oh you are going to be their favorite forever and ever and ever, they regret not putting you anywhere.]

Yes you are!!

And soooo humble about it too!

[And they start giggling again.]

[jonathandammit]

[Yeah

Jonathan is normally pretty polite but holy shit fuck this. He switches everything off and goes to lie down or something.]