14th - Public

[pixielove]

[This is a very public post by the fairies...how did they get their hands on one of these anyway?]

Hiya! We just wanted to the Visitors to know that your friends aren't gone! We just felt that they needed a bit of love and friendship, so we're letting them stay over for a day or two!

[One of the fairies giggles and blows them a kiss.]

We promise they'll be back like they were yesterday and we won't harm them, okay? ♥

Comments

[resipiscent]

"Stay over"? Where did you take them?

[pixielove]

A love hotel!

A really nice one!

It was empty so we spruced it up!

[electricyousei]

"Is this what the agreement for network space with Omoikane was about?"

[pixielove]

Amongst other things!

[Beam beam beam]

[electricyousei]

She nods a bit, "Then as long as no one gets hurt tell me what you need."

[pixielove]

They shouldn't get hurt, they are supposed to love each other!

Yeah, love!

We need a website!

We aren't good at programing...

[electricyousei]

"In my experience people rarely do what they are supposed to. Come over and we'll design a website for you when this is all done, I'll even make sure that we can set up teaser snippets then a pay area if you are in this for the money. Just please don't let any of them get hurt. Some of them are very stupid but that's not necessarily a hurting offense."

[pixielove]

Hey if they get hurt, it's not cause we did anything to hurt them!

Honest to goodness promise!

[electricyousei]

"Well, all I have is your word, so I will take you on it. I just don't know the situation. I hope you understand. But if you say so then I have to believe you."

She looks down a bit and shakes her head, "Still, when you have time we'll need to discuss colors and such for a website. I have almost no romantic experience so I fear it wouldn't pop out a the eye if I did it myself."

[pixielove]

PINK!

PINK AND WITH TINY HEARTS!

[It's going to be the worst page ever, very 2001.]

[electricyousei]

"Do you want static hearts? The beating hearts? The little ones that float up the page? There are a lot of different kinds of hearts that can go on pink."

[pixielove]

Can we have all of them?

[electricyousei]

"I guess, but the page may be hard to read. Perhaps a different type on each page would be better?"

[jonathandammit]

[He technically didn't really notice that some of the only people he knew were missing. But this probably bears a bit of investigation.

...Any link to Valentine's Day is completely lost to him.]

I would like to believe that. [Fairies never bring good news. Demons that care only for 'having fun' like them tend to be quite... troublesome.] What do you mean by 'stay over'?

[pixielove]

We're writing stories about them!

Really steamy ones!

We're gonna make so much money!

All the money!

You have nice hair.

So we've got them at a love hotel!

[jonathandammit]

[...That mostly flew over his head.]

Um... thank you, but... [He doesn't know what 'steamy' means. Or what a hotel is, for that matter.] Are you fabricating tales of them to extort money?

If you're hiding them away for that, I won't allow it to pass. [ahahahhaahhaa]

[pixielove]

Aww you make it sound so bad when you say it like that!

Visitors are popular, romantic stories about them will sell well!

Did you want to go at the hotel too? I'll spend a night with you!

[jonathandammit]

[...Wait, hold on, the implications are clicking in his head.]

W-what?! You can't force... I mean... even writing stories is terrible enough!

[haha NO] Heavens no! I can't... tsk! [THIS IS NOT HIS DEPARTMENT]

[pixielove]

But a cutie patootie boy like you has got to get all the girls after him, right?

[There are ten pixies staring at him now.]

[jonathandammit]

[NOPE, NOPE, NOPE]

Don't be coarse, o-of course not! [Romance is a terrifying thing. His four sisters all had their own romantic woes and it was terrifying

Romantic girls all in all are utterly mortifying, and the pixies might as well qualify.] What does 'cutie patootie' even mean?! [He pronounces hilariously, putting too much accent on each syllable.]

[pixielove]

It means you are adorable!!!!

It's like we just say the word love and you turn like a red tomato, tee hee hee!

[They just love it when guys are easy to rile up, oops.]

[jonathandammit]

...Adorable? [IS THAT SUPPOSED TO BE A COMPLIMENT BECAUSE IT'S JUST MAKING THE SITUATION WORSE... unfortunately, the pixies are pretty spot-on with that second statement.]

That's not-! [what do you mean he's one of the only people who get this flustered] I am not adorable!

[...what happened to trying to help the people the pixies forced together

he could stand up to Lilith and traverse the filthy and dying landscape of Tokyo, but this??? this is too much, apparently]

[pixielove]

[Oh you are going to be their favorite forever and ever and ever, they regret not putting you anywhere.]

Yes you are!!

And soooo humble about it too!

[And they start giggling again.]

[jonathandammit]

[Yeah

Jonathan is normally pretty polite but holy shit fuck this. He switches everything off and goes to lie down or something.]