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[stridercentric]

[If there's one thing Bro doesn't like, it's being tossed into an unexpected situation. SBURB had been filled with that sort of thing, but this place clearly isn't much better. Even after gathering some information about Hinoto-Ri, he continues to be filled with restlessness because he didn't get the answer he wanted most of all. No choice but to address the local network, then.]

sup kiddies. listen up. i got separated from my flock.

if you know what sburb is? drop me a line here. if youve been to skaia? drop me a line. if your name is dave strider? youre grounded. and drop me a line too i guess.

btw. i have a mad hankering for doritos. plz tell me they have doritos here. will not accept shitty poser brands. and maybe some orange soda.

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[stridercentric]

maybe we should just start a couple of goddamn indoor petting zoos. raise our pigs there. who knows? maybe the petting will tenderize the meat. win win.

oh yeah? lemme guess. you had to walk twenty miles to get to m. through blizzards. uphill both ways.

[hachitaro]

Something to look into.

Yes exactly someone understands my pain.

But on a slightly more serious note my name is Taro and feel free to ask any questions whenever. This world isn't exactly all butterflies and rainbows all the time so we Visitors need to stock together. That's what they call us by the way. Visitors.

[stridercentric]

sounds like a misnomer if ive ever heard one. visitors are people who stop by because they feel like it. have a cup of tea. then be on their way.

a better term is temp prisoner. and no fucking way am i getting a job here.

call me bro btw.

[hachitaro]

Better than some other prison options. And you don't have to get a job but it's helpful for extra spending money. I live with three teenagers. Snack funds have to come from somewhere.

Sure thing, Bro.

[He's not even gonna question it. :|b]

[stridercentric]

guess ill see how much snack i can get for my monthly budget. if it aint enough ill find a way to get some extra dough.

i can start my own little business if i wanna right? dont need permits or some shit if i decide to sell homemade merchandise?

[hachitaro]

I don't think so. As long as you're not totally messing up the economy I think you're good.

[stridercentric]

sweet. problem solved.

[Though, he's not doing anything until he's absolutely sure he has to. He's a lazy person by nature and he likes to think he's earned his retirement at the spry age of 33.]