John "Pyro" Allerdyce (
ex_outofcontrol435) wrote in
compnetwork2013-07-06 06:52 am
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[Video: start. Unimpressed teenager with slicked-back hair and a cranky expression: appear.]
Okay, so either the Professor is pulling a huge fuck you on me for leaving, everyone in this town is sharing some kind of mass delusion, or I actually got kidnapped to a Japanese city in another world to fight monsters.
Someone remind me why I'm believing the third one?
[He rubs at his eyes, then looks a bit more cheerful as he keeps speaking.]
Free room and board just for beating shit up, though. The place I came from could learn from this Philemon guy. All I wanna know is if there's any other mutants around - that's Homo Superior, the evolution beyond humans, not whatever you might call mutants in some other world. As good as this all sounds, I'm not sticking around if demons are my only alternative to humans.
[And he's done.]
((ooc: rather pertinent rewrite after he got the details about the place and actually kind of liked them. facepalm.))
Okay, so either the Professor is pulling a huge fuck you on me for leaving, everyone in this town is sharing some kind of mass delusion, or I actually got kidnapped to a Japanese city in another world to fight monsters.
Someone remind me why I'm believing the third one?
[He rubs at his eyes, then looks a bit more cheerful as he keeps speaking.]
Free room and board just for beating shit up, though. The place I came from could learn from this Philemon guy. All I wanna know is if there's any other mutants around - that's Homo Superior, the evolution beyond humans, not whatever you might call mutants in some other world. As good as this all sounds, I'm not sticking around if demons are my only alternative to humans.
[And he's done.]
((ooc: rather pertinent rewrite after he got the details about the place and actually kind of liked them. facepalm.))

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Although lbr, he's probably just storing the offensive ones away for later use.]
Alright, not undead. Not zombie, I'm guessing, since the kid didn't like that one either. You guys are touchy.
But I doubt they give a shit about your safety, or any of ours. Dragging people into a demon-infested city and saying "go nuts" doesn't say concern to me.
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[And Otonashi's imagination is a very dangerous place, so he'll focus on not getting stuck there.]
Ah, well, no. I wish I could say otherwise. Their solution to the last big outbreak was "lock up the ones acting strangely, put out an unresearched announcement and hope for the best," and... it didn't solve anything.
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Doesn't surprise me at all. What I wanna know is who's behind the telepathy - the demons, or the two having their little pissing contest.
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[Hey, he doesn't know anything about astrology, but he at least knows his sign.]
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It has something to do with, um... the star signs' relationship? When I was... "sick," it was because my sign shared something with Taurus.