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To those with siblings (brothers or sisters) and can spare a moment of their time: Tell me about your relationship with them.

[An odd post from Miyako, especially to anyone who knows her. But she have her own reasons for making this post, as always.]

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Desco doesn't bother asking why you want this information, or who you are, or literally anything. All she knows is that she's got a chance to talk about her Big Sis.

"Desco was born to make Big Sis happy! So Desco loves her Big Sis very, very much! Now, when Desco first met Big Sis, it was when she still in prison - Emizel and Warden Axel had released her in order to make her fight against Valzy and Fenfen, but Desco blasted them with her lasers instead, because that's what Final Bosses do to fools that summon them up! So, so, Desco saw that Big Sis was with Valzy and Fenfen, so she decided to fight! Fight! FIGHT! to prove to Big Sis that Desco was strong and cool and could hang out with her! And afterwards, Big Sis let Desco stay with her, and all Desco had to do was swear to obey her in all things, utterly and forever! And then Desco said 'Understood! If Big Sis says crows are white, Desco will paint them alllll white!' and then Desco and Big Sis overthrew the corrupternment, and then we met Daddy, and Desco got revenge on Lady Des-X (Desco hates her so much), and then we went to the Moon and fought aliens, and then we defied God and destroyed the ultimate universal Doomsday weapon, Fear the Great! And then Desco and Big Sis fought a bunch of weirdos that all thought they were the Netherworld President, but it turned out it was because of this girl named Asagi who had a really lo-res sprite, like she was still part of the PS2 era, which...it was just sad, you know? And then Desco and Big Sis fought a bunch more people and triumphed because Big Sis told Desco to win and Desco always does what Big Sis tells her! And then, to advance Big Sis' plans to conquer the human world and live a life of chocolate and beautiful men forever, Desco and Big Sis interviewed for a job as teachers at Evil Academy, the best Netherworld School there is! Desco perfectly aced her interview and immediately got the job, of course, because she's amazing like that, but the Dean didn't want to hire Big Sis, so Desco beat him up and he agreed that Big Sis could be a teacher, but she and Desco had to share a paycheck, but Desco didn't mind because that way Big Sis and Desco were like one teacher! Big Sis and Desco started teaching class, and none of our students showed up, and Desco was so proud to have so many honor students in her class on basic minionship, but they had to show up anyway, so Desco and Big Sis hunted them down and forced them to attend class so Big Sis could brainwash them with her winning personality and beautiful face! Also, also, Desco knows how to make really big sundaes and Big Sis praises Desco for that! It's because Big Sis is so amazing and kind and smart that Desco loves her so much, and that is why Desco will make sure that Big Sis will one day rule the world with her iron fist! All the people of the earth shall love her or Desco will kill them herself, because not loving Big Sis is the sure sign of a defective human being that doesn't deserve to live!"

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[Whoa, wall of text excitable child. Demon child? Give her a moment to go through all of that and see if she's comprehending it right.]

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[There are words, but Miyako's pretty sure she's missing some context behind most of them.

Well, this person is clearly a Visitor and did have a sibling. Whether Miyako would tell Caroline this story is another thing.]

From what you said, you're very close to your sister.

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"Of course! Desco exists because Big Sis wanted her!"

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You were born because she wanted you?

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Desco nods.

"Yes! Big Sis said 'I want a little sister with advanced functionality that will help me take over the world'!"

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And then you were born from your parent or creator?

[In case this girl came into being in another way.]

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"In order to fulfill her wish, Daddy created Desco from all sorts of demon DNA, making Desco the ultimate biological weapon - the highest class of demon, a Final Boss!"

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In other words, you were artificially created?

[Well, Desco's wall of text babbling earlier is enough material. She just need to break it down later.]

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"Uh-huh! Unlike you humans, Desco was created with a purpose and a plan, instead of just mashing together bits at random! It's one of the reasons Desco is just so obviously superior to most humans!"

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Maybe in your world. But does it hold in this world?

[Miyako would believe it if she see it. Maybe.]

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"Of course! Desco doesn't stop being superior to everyone else just because she went to a different world, because that would be dumb! No matter where Desco goes in this pluralistic cosmos, she is still the little sister of the most important and wonderful person in existence!"

Nodding.

"Nothing can sever the bond Desco has with Big Sis! It's because of this that Desco can truthfully say that she is more important than any human, because they don't have the good sense to be related to Big Sis!"

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That would depends on whether they heard of your sister.

But your answer is informative. [...Maybe.] Do you have any other stories about her and yourself?

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"Oh! After Desco beat up Lady Des-X, the dumb bitch got back up again, so Big Sis and Desco teamed up! That was when Desco was still a sword, so in the end Big Sis defeated Lady Des-X with Desco's special killer move Evil Sword Balmung! But Desco isn't a sword anymore, she's an axe, so her killer moves Martial Transformer and Evil Sword Balmung don't work anymore, but that's okay, because Big Sis is much better at using axes, and the way her hair moves when she swings Desco is so beautiful it just breaks the hearts of our enemies! And then Big Sis hits them with Desco's killer skills Tyrant Ball and Full Desco Burst and their skulls are broken too!"

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"It's so much fun killing people with Big Sis! Any demon dumb enough to go against her has to die, anyway, so Desco thinks it's a good thing it's so enjoyable. Don't you think it's better when the right thing to do is also the fun thing to do?"

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It's only an added bonus if the right thing to do is fun. Sometimes it's not enjoyable.

You're saying you changed from a sword to an axe?

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"Yes! Desco trained really hard to become an axe! It also changed her Evilities, and she is now flawless and without peer in the realm of combat!"

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Evilities?

[Okay, the changing bit from sword to axe is somewhat understandable. Miyako assume it's a form of transformation.

Evilities is getting a blank on her end. Something innate?]

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"Yes! The Evil Abilities that distinguish demons! Because Desco is a named character with a backstory and everything, she gets unique Evilities instead of the ones every generic unit gets!"

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Ah, unique abilities.

What are your Evilities?

[What, this is interesting.]

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Desco draws herself up proudly as she begins to list them.

"One! Final Boss Air! Desco's ultimate defense that renders normal attacks useless! Two! Gaze of Fear! Desco's terrifying aura that freezes her enemies in their tracks! And three! Sister's Oath! Desco's adaptive physiology that makes her stronger when she's next to a girl!"

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[The first two are simple enough. All-Null and an ability that inflicts status effects similiar to Bind.]

In other words, you can only be damaged by attacks with unique properties. It would be easier to fight you when you are alone.

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"Desco can't be hurt by attacks that don't use SP! It's very useful to her as the Final Boss!"

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SP? Is that like magic?

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"It is the points you use to cast spells and use skills, of course!"

Geeze, what are the even teaching kids these days.

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These points represent how much energy you can use for skills, correct

[Just so they're on the right track.]