Miyako Hotsuin [峰津院 都] (
capitalbackup) wrote in
compnetwork2013-06-24 05:48 pm
Talking about your own sibling won't work?
[Since he assumes she has a twin for reasons that should be obvious.]
[Since he assumes she has a twin for reasons that should be obvious.]
would I be right in guessing that she wasn't so specific in her request as to tell you what she wanted to hear about of those relationships in particular?
Ohhhh. Well good luck with that. Got any bites so far?
Desco doesn't bother asking why you want this information, or who you are, or literally anything. All she knows is that she's got a chance to talk about her Big Sis.
"Desco was born to make Big Sis happy! So Desco loves her Big Sis very, very much! Now, when Desco first met Big Sis, it was when she still in prison - Emizel and Warden Axel had released her in order to make her fight against Valzy and Fenfen, but Desco blasted them with her lasers instead, because that's what Final Bosses do to fools that summon them up! So, so, Desco saw that Big Sis was with Valzy and Fenfen, so she decided to fight! Fight! FIGHT! to prove to Big Sis that Desco was strong and cool and could hang out with her! And afterwards, Big Sis let Desco stay with her, and all Desco had to do was swear to obey her in all things, utterly and forever! And then Desco said 'Understood! If Big Sis says crows are white, Desco will paint them alllll white!' and then Desco and Big Sis overthrew the corrupternment, and then we met Daddy, and Desco got revenge on Lady Des-X (Desco hates her so much), and then we went to the Moon and fought aliens, and then we defied God and destroyed the ultimate universal Doomsday weapon, Fear the Great! And then Desco and Big Sis fought a bunch of weirdos that all thought they were the Netherworld President, but it turned out it was because of this girl named Asagi who had a really lo-res sprite, like she was still part of the PS2 era, which...it was just sad, you know? And then Desco and Big Sis fought a bunch more people and triumphed because Big Sis told Desco to win and Desco always does what Big Sis tells her! And then, to advance Big Sis' plans to conquer the human world and live a life of chocolate and beautiful men forever, Desco and Big Sis interviewed for a job as teachers at Evil Academy, the best Netherworld School there is! Desco perfectly aced her interview and immediately got the job, of course, because she's amazing like that, but the Dean didn't want to hire Big Sis, so Desco beat him up and he agreed that Big Sis could be a teacher, but she and Desco had to share a paycheck, but Desco didn't mind because that way Big Sis and Desco were like one teacher! Big Sis and Desco started teaching class, and none of our students showed up, and Desco was so proud to have so many honor students in her class on basic minionship, but they had to show up anyway, so Desco and Big Sis hunted them down and forced them to attend class so Big Sis could brainwash them with her winning personality and beautiful face! Also, also, Desco knows how to make really big sundaes and Big Sis praises Desco for that! It's because Big Sis is so amazing and kind and smart that Desco loves her so much, and that is why Desco will make sure that Big Sis will one day rule the world with her iron fist! All the people of the earth shall love her or Desco will kill them herself, because not loving Big Sis is the sure sign of a defective human being that doesn't deserve to live!"
"Desco was born to make Big Sis happy! So Desco loves her Big Sis very, very much! Now, when Desco first met Big Sis, it was when she still in prison - Emizel and Warden Axel had released her in order to make her fight against Valzy and Fenfen, but Desco blasted them with her lasers instead, because that's what Final Bosses do to fools that summon them up! So, so, Desco saw that Big Sis was with Valzy and Fenfen, so she decided to fight! Fight! FIGHT! to prove to Big Sis that Desco was strong and cool and could hang out with her! And afterwards, Big Sis let Desco stay with her, and all Desco had to do was swear to obey her in all things, utterly and forever! And then Desco said 'Understood! If Big Sis says crows are white, Desco will paint them alllll white!' and then Desco and Big Sis overthrew the corrupternment, and then we met Daddy, and Desco got revenge on Lady Des-X (Desco hates her so much), and then we went to the Moon and fought aliens, and then we defied God and destroyed the ultimate universal Doomsday weapon, Fear the Great! And then Desco and Big Sis fought a bunch of weirdos that all thought they were the Netherworld President, but it turned out it was because of this girl named Asagi who had a really lo-res sprite, like she was still part of the PS2 era, which...it was just sad, you know? And then Desco and Big Sis fought a bunch more people and triumphed because Big Sis told Desco to win and Desco always does what Big Sis tells her! And then, to advance Big Sis' plans to conquer the human world and live a life of chocolate and beautiful men forever, Desco and Big Sis interviewed for a job as teachers at Evil Academy, the best Netherworld School there is! Desco perfectly aced her interview and immediately got the job, of course, because she's amazing like that, but the Dean didn't want to hire Big Sis, so Desco beat him up and he agreed that Big Sis could be a teacher, but she and Desco had to share a paycheck, but Desco didn't mind because that way Big Sis and Desco were like one teacher! Big Sis and Desco started teaching class, and none of our students showed up, and Desco was so proud to have so many honor students in her class on basic minionship, but they had to show up anyway, so Desco and Big Sis hunted them down and forced them to attend class so Big Sis could brainwash them with her winning personality and beautiful face! Also, also, Desco knows how to make really big sundaes and Big Sis praises Desco for that! It's because Big Sis is so amazing and kind and smart that Desco loves her so much, and that is why Desco will make sure that Big Sis will one day rule the world with her iron fist! All the people of the earth shall love her or Desco will kill them herself, because not loving Big Sis is the sure sign of a defective human being that doesn't deserve to live!"
Ah, that's a shame. I wonder how many people in Hinoto-Ri actually have siblings?
"I have 5 brothers. I have met them 3 or 4 times. Other than that we are friendly but don't know each other well. I really can't tell them apart."
"Of course! Desco exists because Big Sis wanted her!"
[Give him a short moment to scroll through that... monstrosity.]
Ah. That sounds like a very interesting relationship.]
Ah. That sounds like a very interesting relationship.]
I'd have to agree with you there.
[Aaah, he figured if he skirted the issue it wouldn't really come up, but...
Well, at least this will reinforce his story.]
Just one. But I don't think I can help you with your request.
Well, at least this will reinforce his story.]
Just one. But I don't think I can help you with your request.

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