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[untamed_lawman]

[There's an image of a finger tapping the screen repeatedly, before pulling away to a highly inquisitive face leaning in]

Ah - this thing on? Amazin' the kind of machinery things this city has... Guess I better introduce myself to you fine ladies and gents that'd be lookin' on in, if this things workin' properly.

Name's Virgil Klima, I'm or perhaps the terms' 'was', a Federal Marshal fer the Dakota Territories of the United States of America.

[The face pulls back further, revealing a jauntily placed stetson and long, pointed ears]

So ya can say I'm pretty experienced in handlin' myself around dangerous situations. While I admit I don't rightly know about all this persona talk, but know that if any of ya'll are in trouble, don't be afraid to come to me fer help.

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[untamed_lawman]

[Virgil rolls his eyes]

Same reason as you, I'd reckon. Get swept up by a queer fella in a mask, told it's a test for all mankind. And com'on, I'm a man of the law, protect and serve.

[greyerrant]

But you are not a man.

[untamed_lawman]

[Virgil's eyes went wide - almost in shock, the elf goes pale before his face turns crimson as he realize the actual intent behind Garviel's choice of words]

What in the tarnation is wrong with you?! Think we also steal babies too? Yes mankind implies 'humans', doesn't mean I don't give a damn about humans! People are people, and it jest ain't right to treat anyone as a lesser being.

[greyerrant]

Eldar are xenos, and not of human descent, that is a known fact. Your kind walked the galaxy while we were still hominids wandering the plains of Africa.

[untamed_lawman]

Gala...

[Virgil pinches his nose]

What kind of... Jesus H. Christ, you sure you haven't been sippin' a bunch of patent medicines?

[greyerrant]

No.

[untamed_lawman]

So either you're smokin' locoweed, or you're loco.

[greyerrant]

No.

[untamed_lawman]

I'm certain - fairly certain, that's way too crazy for even the most rabid elf-hater.

[God, what is this tin-wearing locoweed smoker even on?]

[greyerrant]

I do not think so.