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[untamed_lawman]

[There's an image of a finger tapping the screen repeatedly, before pulling away to a highly inquisitive face leaning in]

Ah - this thing on? Amazin' the kind of machinery things this city has... Guess I better introduce myself to you fine ladies and gents that'd be lookin' on in, if this things workin' properly.

Name's Virgil Klima, I'm or perhaps the terms' 'was', a Federal Marshal fer the Dakota Territories of the United States of America.

[The face pulls back further, revealing a jauntily placed stetson and long, pointed ears]

So ya can say I'm pretty experienced in handlin' myself around dangerous situations. While I admit I don't rightly know about all this persona talk, but know that if any of ya'll are in trouble, don't be afraid to come to me fer help.

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[greyerrant]

Hello. My name is....

....

You're an ELDAR.

[untamed_lawman]

A... what? That's the first any of you bobs call me an Eldar, but I reckon I shouldn't be likin' that.

[greyerrant]

... But you talk like a hiver.

[untamed_lawman]

A hiv... son, you been dippin' into one too many patent medicines? You ain't talkin' no sense - do I look like some sorta bee?

[greyerrant]

I AM NOT YOUR SON.

[untamed_lawman]

...Calm yourself - it's jest a manner of speakin', do I look like I'm old enough to be a grown man's father?

[The tip of his ears start to twitch in annoyance]

[greyerrant]

Your kind are eternally youthful to begin with, so how would I know? [ He sounds quite angry actually, almost spitting the words. ]

[untamed_lawman]

For land's sakes, we only live slightly longer then bobs, even that Darwin kook proved that!

[He throws his hands up in the air, showing his room briefly]

Look - sorry if I got yer hackles raised.

[greyerrant]

What are you doing -here-?

[untamed_lawman]

[Virgil rolls his eyes]

Same reason as you, I'd reckon. Get swept up by a queer fella in a mask, told it's a test for all mankind. And com'on, I'm a man of the law, protect and serve.

[greyerrant]

But you are not a man.

[untamed_lawman]

[Virgil's eyes went wide - almost in shock, the elf goes pale before his face turns crimson as he realize the actual intent behind Garviel's choice of words]

What in the tarnation is wrong with you?! Think we also steal babies too? Yes mankind implies 'humans', doesn't mean I don't give a damn about humans! People are people, and it jest ain't right to treat anyone as a lesser being.

[greyerrant]

Eldar are xenos, and not of human descent, that is a known fact. Your kind walked the galaxy while we were still hominids wandering the plains of Africa.

[untamed_lawman]

Gala...

[Virgil pinches his nose]

What kind of... Jesus H. Christ, you sure you haven't been sippin' a bunch of patent medicines?

[greyerrant]

No.

[untamed_lawman]

So either you're smokin' locoweed, or you're loco.

[greyerrant]

No.

[untamed_lawman]

I'm certain - fairly certain, that's way too crazy for even the most rabid elf-hater.

[God, what is this tin-wearing locoweed smoker even on?]

[greyerrant]

I do not think so.

[helenchanted]

Wait...the Americans had elves in the Wild West?

[untamed_lawman]

[Virgil chuckles]

'Course there is, we go wherever we want, there's elves everywhere... 'cept for Australia for some reason, don't rightly know why.

[electricyousei]

Hello, I'm Ruri. Hoshino Ruri. May I inquire what year it was before you were taken here? I don't know much about what you are talking about, but it may be a date issue, or potentially a reality one.

[untamed_lawman]

Perhaps so... Let's see, right it's May 27, 1868 if you're lookin' for the date, and nice to meetcha Miss Ruri.

[electricyousei]

Four Hundred and thirty three years. So the ancient West. Understood. Its a pleasure to meet you as well sir.

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[sky_child]

You have normal ears too!

[ Says the youthfully-faced kid with the pointy ears. ]

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[untamed_lawman]

Ah, good someone relatively normal in this crazy place.

[He smiles lightly, almost relieved]

[sky_child]

Everybody here has such small ears! Oh, but I met someone here who's like me. Us. His name's also Link!

[ ... ]

...my name's Link, too.

[untamed_lawman]

Now that's gonna be confusin', you fellas at least look different... or got different surnames, right?

[This is more weird di-men-sha-nal stuff?]

[sky_child]

...what's a surname?

[untamed_lawman]

Uh... well, a family name.

[He scratches his cheek, trying to figure out how else to explain it]

[sky_child]

Oh.

...we don't have any other names but our own. So we're both just Link. But we kind of dress different now, so it's easier to tell us apart. Except if we're wearing our tunics. But his is different than mine! Even if it's still green...

[untamed_lawman]

Oh boy... guess I'll jest figure it out along the way.

[sky_child]

I guess so.

Where did you say you were from again? The United States of Dakota?

[untamed_lawman]

America - The Dakotas is a territory within that Country. My job's pretty much keepin' the peace there.

[sky_child]

Oh. Where is it? Somewhere on the surface? The other Link said he was from someplace called Hyrule--is it there?

[ YES LINK EVERYBODY WITH POINTY EARS COMES FROM THE LOZVERSE ]

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[untamed_lawman]

'Fraid I never heard of no Hyrule, kid. And surface, whatcha mean by that?

[sky_child]

The land underneath the clouds.

[ SKAI ELF ]