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[1500lives]

ok, sorry for anon first off. i'm a little shy! (≧﹏≦) also, this problem is a little weird, but i've noticed there are several pet owners around, and hopefully someone can help!

i recently got a kitten, and he seemed quite normal, if a little eager to chew on everything. he actually ate my shoestrings out of my sneakers. yikes! Σ(⊙︿⊙) but i noticed earlier that he's started growing these furry moth antenna looking things(???) and is chirping as much as meowing.

tl;dr, he is probably not an earth cat. now i'm afraid he's going to start breathing fire, or gnawing a hole in the wall. ﾍ(;´Д｀ﾍ) does anyone have any sort of advice for this kind of situation??? i don't know if a vet would know, because the cat isn't from this world.

even if you can't think of a way to help, you're still welcome to laugh at my cat-related pain. <(=ｘェｘ=)>

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[1500lives]

i am pretty sure my cat is not part human, so technically

mothmancat

щ(ºДºщ)

[1500lives]

he actually ate an entire bottle cap whole. (ఠ_ఠ) i don't think he works like you or i.

[It's not like big bro ever tried to eat bottlecaps as a kid and nearly had to go to the doctor's and dentist, no way...!!!]

[1500lives]

have you ever discovered another dimension in a ricebowl?

[...he's not taking this very seriously.]

[1500lives]

it's a good thing i like bugs, then. (╯▽╰) it's not a problem, i just don't want to risk him having acid breath or growing 25 feet tall. this city has enough problems already.

[1500lives]

it's internet humor, i guess. rife with put-downs and insults. ┐(´～`)┌

the library here might be a good bet. i guess i forgot about that option! (*´ｪ｀*)

omf this CR

[1500lives]

i don't mind it actually, unless he starts drooling poison or corrosive materials on me in my sleep. (*´∀`*)

well, he looks like a cat, acts like a cat, and meows like a cat (aside from the chirping sometimes) so i think he is at least cat-ish.

WOW BRO CHILL

[1500lives]

omg chill dude. (//∇//)ゞ i got this under control, ok?

besides, i saw you sleeping with him snuggled up against you. pretty adorable blackmail material right there. it'd be horrible if i FWD it to the entire network...

WOW NO WHY DON'T YOU CHILL

[trashcanninja]

i swear. no.

no if you do that.

i friggin swear man.

[greaterdays]

That sounds like a dog, not a cat!

[with a history like that, at least he didn't try to eat the alarm clock that one time...]

[darkens]

May I ask where you acquired this... alien cat, Anonymous-san?

[1500lives]

a Visitor gave him to me, and everyone here is from different worlds, so i am glad this was my best bet.

he eats metal. (⊙﹏⊙) ok, he eats anything he sets his mind to, to be technical. but he doesn't get sick from any of it. also the antenna growing in and the chirping.

oh! hes been hoarding quarters?? (’∽’)

[1500lives]

(´・ω・`) hmmmmmmmmmmmmm...

[trashcanninja]

you do realise i KNOW WHERE YOU SLEEP RIGHT??

[1500lives]

oh, i didn't even think about that! maybe he's some dog-moth-cat?

thank you for the idea! (＾ω＾)人(・ε・ )ゞ

[1500lives]

｜−・;） creeeeeeeepyyyyyyyyyy...

[trashcanninja]

there's nothing creepy about defending my non-cat snuggling honour

[1500lives]

[...........................how the hell is that legal]

(;⊙︿⊙)尸 i concede defeat, gun-tan.

[1500lives]

a fellow Visitor was having problems taking care of him due to not being good with cats. i've always been a cat person, so i offered to help.

but now i might be in over my head. (￣д￣;)

[1500lives]

hey wait a minute.

what's wrong with snuggling cats?! (/`Д´)/Σ(´Д`#)

[trashcanninja]

[...TREAD WISELY HERE YOSUKE]

nothing just - i don't snuggle 'em! that's all you partner.

[where yosuke and souji have no idea how to be incognito]

[dreamsonwings]

Ever been surrounded by three Weeping Angels, a pack of zombies, and a fog that makes people sick?

[He may not be serious about his, but Sora is.]

[gigglesnortpriestess]

I tend to ignore it.

Is it ok if I see a picture of them?

[thisclinchesit]

Pretty valid concerns, yeah. And things that wouldn't be entirely out of place to happen onboard Stacy...

Wish I'd had more time to investigate where he came from before I wound up here, but alas.

[greaterdays]

[she giggles... and then tries to use text herself.]

U=^.^=U

[it... sort of looks like a cat-dog?]

pix or gtfo

[misogynistic]

really? youve gotta be a real patient guy then! good for you! (ж＞▽＜)ｙ ☆

just curious though have you ever thought of naming it venozard? ｡ﾟ(TヮT)ﾟ｡