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[1500lives]

ok, sorry for anon first off. i'm a little shy! (≧﹏≦) also, this problem is a little weird, but i've noticed there are several pet owners around, and hopefully someone can help!

i recently got a kitten, and he seemed quite normal, if a little eager to chew on everything. he actually ate my shoestrings out of my sneakers. yikes! Σ(⊙︿⊙) but i noticed earlier that he's started growing these furry moth antenna looking things(???) and is chirping as much as meowing.

tl;dr, he is probably not an earth cat. now i'm afraid he's going to start breathing fire, or gnawing a hole in the wall. ﾍ(;´Д｀ﾍ) does anyone have any sort of advice for this kind of situation??? i don't know if a vet would know, because the cat isn't from this world.

even if you can't think of a way to help, you're still welcome to laugh at my cat-related pain. <(=ｘェｘ=)>

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[awww_yeeeeeaaaah]

Wait wait wait.

Are you literally saying that your cat.

Is from space

????

anon text 7ever

[1500lives]

well, i have not discounted him being from an especially vigorous LARP. (・ヘ・) and he hasn't started talking, so i can't ask him. yet.

[awww_yeeeeeaaaah]

omg...............

I'm really jealous, too bad about your shoe laces tho...

[thewunderkind]

Cats can breath fire?

[1500lives]

yes. (´･_･`)

[thewunderkind]

Why was I never told this?!

I need to find a cat too! Where'd you get yours?

[video]

[greaterdays]

[this message is kind of long, but the funny emotes catch Nanako's attention... and then the actual story about the cat. her reply is by video though because she's still not particularly good at texting. also this happens at some time that isn't past her bedtime]

Your cat breathes fire?

anon text wow he feels bad now

[1500lives]

[...oh. This was, well, a thing. MAN he loved...(?) being able to be anonymous, he wasn't sure if he could do the 'sorry I am not your real big bro' thing right now.]

he's eaten enough frozen burritos to do so, i think. i'm not sure i want to test him, he might get sick.

he is a cute cat, though. (“⌒ｖ⌒”)♫

he'd better ／人◕‿‿◕人＼

[greaterdays]

[she's unsure whether she should be amused or confused...]

He'll still get sick if you let him eat weird stuff. Even people do. [don't think she never noticed her bro raiding the fridge and then mysteriously disappearing.]

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[dreamsonwings]

That sounds pretty strange, anon.

perma anon text

[1500lives]

((((((\(´▽`)/)))))) OP's life is a rainbow of strange and special incidents. this isn't the weirdest, but it sure is new.

[dreamsonwings]

I can probably outweird it.

[Private to Sooj that is not this network post.]

[thisclinchesit]

Oi, Souji - is that you on the network about the weird cat?

inboxes sound like so much work

[1500lives]

i guess that's why you're a detective, hidari-san! yeah, it's me- bes is totally becoming a frankenkitten or something.

but i kept him away from the fedoras just like you asked. (`･ω･´)ゞ

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[gigglesnortpriestess]

[It's not the cat problem that drew her to the message but rather the last statement. Kind of sounded sad.]

Why would anyone laugh at that?

[1500lives]

tl;dr shy, lonely guy on the internet with cat problems. that's 4koma waiting to be drawn.

[Damn good thing he had anything remotely like a p-pokerface or he'd have just given up on all this anon stuff by now. But, it was gonna pay off, it had to!]

anon emote war commence???

[misogynistic]

oh man that sounds like a hassle!

but are you really sure what you picked up was a cat? (¬_¬”)-cԅ(‾⌣‾ԅ)

omf this CR

[1500lives]

i don't mind it actually, unless he starts drooling poison or corrosive materials on me in my sleep. (*´∀`*)

well, he looks like a cat, acts like a cat, and meows like a cat (aside from the chirping sometimes) so i think he is at least cat-ish.

anon - ANON FOR ANON PARTNER

[trashcanninja]

this is your own fault bro

takin in weird ass cats and shit

WOW BRO CHILL

[1500lives]

omg chill dude. (//∇//)ゞ i got this under control, ok?

besides, i saw you sleeping with him snuggled up against you. pretty adorable blackmail material right there. it'd be horrible if i FWD it to the entire network...

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[echo_of_a_jedi]

Most of the things that show up here are from the same world as SOMEONE who's appeared here, so asking the Visitor network was a good idea.

Sadly, I don't know what this might be either. Has it done anything else you think is unusual?

[1500lives]

a Visitor gave him to me, and everyone here is from different worlds, so i am glad this was my best bet.

he eats metal. (⊙﹏⊙) ok, he eats anything he sets his mind to, to be technical. but he doesn't get sick from any of it. also the antenna growing in and the chirping.

oh! hes been hoarding quarters?? (’∽’)

[darkens]

May I ask where you acquired this... alien cat, Anonymous-san?

[1500lives]

a fellow Visitor was having problems taking care of him due to not being good with cats. i've always been a cat person, so i offered to help.

but now i might be in over my head. (￣д￣;)

[whereibelong]

[Hm....]

Well, I've never heard of anything like that. But I work at a pet store, and we get some weird things in there sometimes. I'll try asking my manager, or the other people who work there. Maybe they'll know something.