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[1500lives]

ok, sorry for anon first off. i'm a little shy! (≧﹏≦) also, this problem is a little weird, but i've noticed there are several pet owners around, and hopefully someone can help!

i recently got a kitten, and he seemed quite normal, if a little eager to chew on everything. he actually ate my shoestrings out of my sneakers. yikes! Σ(⊙︿⊙) but i noticed earlier that he's started growing these furry moth antenna looking things(???) and is chirping as much as meowing.

tl;dr, he is probably not an earth cat. now i'm afraid he's going to start breathing fire, or gnawing a hole in the wall. ﾍ(;´Д｀ﾍ) does anyone have any sort of advice for this kind of situation??? i don't know if a vet would know, because the cat isn't from this world.

even if you can't think of a way to help, you're still welcome to laugh at my cat-related pain. <(=ｘェｘ=)>

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[awww_yeeeeeaaaah]

Wait wait wait.

Are you literally saying that your cat.

Is from space

????

[thewunderkind]

Cats can breath fire?

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[greaterdays]

[this message is kind of long, but the funny emotes catch Nanako's attention... and then the actual story about the cat. her reply is by video though because she's still not particularly good at texting. also this happens at some time that isn't past her bedtime]

Your cat breathes fire?

[1500lives]

yes. (´･_･`)

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[dreamsonwings]

That sounds pretty strange, anon.

anon text 7ever

[1500lives]

well, i have not discounted him being from an especially vigorous LARP. (・ヘ・) and he hasn't started talking, so i can't ask him. yet.

[thewunderkind]

Why was I never told this?!

I need to find a cat too! Where'd you get yours?

[awww_yeeeeeaaaah]

omg...............

I'm really jealous, too bad about your shoe laces tho...

anon text wow he feels bad now

[1500lives]

[...oh. This was, well, a thing. MAN he loved...(?) being able to be anonymous, he wasn't sure if he could do the 'sorry I am not your real big bro' thing right now.]

he's eaten enough frozen burritos to do so, i think. i'm not sure i want to test him, he might get sick.

he is a cute cat, though. (“⌒ｖ⌒”)♫

[Private to Sooj that is not this network post.]

[thisclinchesit]

Oi, Souji - is that you on the network about the weird cat?

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[gigglesnortpriestess]

[It's not the cat problem that drew her to the message but rather the last statement. Kind of sounded sad.]

Why would anyone laugh at that?

perma anon text

[1500lives]

((((((\(´▽`)/)))))) OP's life is a rainbow of strange and special incidents. this isn't the weirdest, but it sure is new.

inboxes sound like so much work

[1500lives]

i guess that's why you're a detective, hidari-san! yeah, it's me- bes is totally becoming a frankenkitten or something.

but i kept him away from the fedoras just like you asked. (`･ω･´)ゞ

[1500lives]

i can buy new laces. i can't get another alien cat.

though, i could get a demon cat i guess. or a catsona. this place sure does throw choices at you.

[dreamsonwings]

I can probably outweird it.

[awww_yeeeeeaaaah]

What if he's like Mothman. Except a cat?

Mothmancat

[1500lives]

someone needed to give it a home, and i offered to take it. i know there's pet shops too, of course.

though, if you've never had a cat before, i should warn you- they're pretty scary sometimes.

he'd better ／人◕‿‿◕人＼

[greaterdays]

[she's unsure whether she should be amused or confused...]

He'll still get sick if you let him eat weird stuff. Even people do. [don't think she never noticed her bro raiding the fridge and then mysteriously disappearing.]

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[thisclinchesit]

Well, there's that, and I recall that where I came from, there were a number of people with odd dogs that seemed to take after other creatures. Didn't seem too far a stretch that the little guy might have wound up the same way.

Far as I know, none of the others could breathe fire.

To my knowledge.

[1500lives]

tl;dr shy, lonely guy on the internet with cat problems. that's 4koma waiting to be drawn.

[Damn good thing he had anything remotely like a p-pokerface or he'd have just given up on all this anon stuff by now. But, it was gonna pay off, it had to!]

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[daswunderkind]

So am I, tee hee hee!

[Ahh look at that there's...behind her, there are guns and inventions everywhere...]

[gigglesnortpriestess]

[Keep telling yourself that Souji. Maybe it'll be believable. And Adachi is a saint]

So? I don't see it, but then again, it passes over me until it's too late.

As for the cat, maybe find something in the library? They may be a different kind but they're still a cat. It could help.

anon emote war commence???

[misogynistic]

oh man that sounds like a hassle!

but are you really sure what you picked up was a cat? (¬_¬”)-cԅ(‾⌣‾ԅ)

anon - ANON FOR ANON PARTNER

[trashcanninja]

this is your own fault bro

takin in weird ass cats and shit

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[echo_of_a_jedi]

Most of the things that show up here are from the same world as SOMEONE who's appeared here, so asking the Visitor network was a good idea.

Sadly, I don't know what this might be either. Has it done anything else you think is unusual?