Yeah but I know I'm a dick, see? I wouldn't have gotten where I was in life without being one.

[Being a bazillionjillionmillionaire ain't easy.]

And if you think giving people "weird fake names" makes someone a dick then [annnd sarcastic whistle] hoo boy have we got some fun times ahead of us, Daichi.

[And see? He dropped the name.]

Happy now?