[Text] [Anon]

[aurathread]

Once upon a time, there was a little kitten.

[A picture of a kitten appears.]

The kitten loved to play, and she spent her days running around the city, trying to find other kittens to play with. Instead, she found a little girl.

[And the picture of the little girl appears.]

The kitten loved the little girl, and the little girl loved the kitten. But one day a group of bullies showed up.

[This picture of bullies could be better, but shh.]

They teased the little girl, and taunted her for taking care of something so small and weak. They ripped the kitten out of her hands and tossed it down the alley. The kitten was okay, but they beat up the girl.

The little girl had to recover for a long time, and the kitten found her way home. She sat outside the window of the little girl's bedroom, but her father had forbidden her from letting the kitten in.

[Sad kitten in the rain…]

By the time the girl could get out of bed, the kitten was still there. But the kitten was dead.

So who's the wrong one in this story? The kitten, for trying to reach out for help? The girl for not being able to protect the kitten? The bullies for beating her up and hurting the kitten? Or the father, for not letting the kitten in?

[Tsukasa you're banned from telling stories from now on.]

Comments

[Text] [Anon]

[aurathread]

[Okay he has to take a moment to laugh at that. Desco's enthusiasm about it is kind of heartwarming in a weird way.]

It's a story. I never said it was mine.

[Text]

[tyrantball]

Desco thinks you are lying about that, but that's okay. You didn't imply Desco couldn't or shouldn't conquer the human world, so she doesn't mind!

Just remember, all you have to do is say the word and Desco will throw them in the salt mines!

Anontext 5ever or unless otherwise specified

[aurathread]

[He is not going to even argue on the conquer the world thing. And not going to comment on the lie thing because la la la...]

I think the little girl would appreciate that.

[tyrantball]

Good!

Although...first Desco will have to find salt mines.

[aurathread]

I don't think there's any around here.

... I don't actually know where salt comes from. I think rocks are involved but I don't know.

[tyrantball]

Well, Desco has never been, but she has heard you can get it from the sea as well as mines!

...Desco wonders if she is rated for salt water.

[aurathread]

People would drown before you could work them properly if you put them in the sea, though.

[tyrantball]

Ooo, that would be neat! Desco could swim around them and laugh!

But it's better to just work them to death, because then you get useful labor out of them, right?

DESCO WHY ARE YOU SO BLOODTHIRSTY

[aurathread]

I guess that's right.

[He has no idea where this conversation is going. But Desco is... Desco.]

[tyrantball]

Oh! Desco knows! When Desco conquers the world, she will get the little girl a Deathsaber!

That way, if terrible failures of human beings try to hurt them, the Deathsaber can tear them new orifices!

[aurathread]

What's a Deathsaber?

[He is not sure if he wants to know.]

[tyrantball]

Well, Catsabers are fluffy fluffy sleepy kitties, and Deathsabers are a sub-breed known for their giant claws and bat wings!

Also Deathsabers have a different Magichange!

[aurathread]

[... He almost responds and then remembers he needs to be anonymous.]

They sound cute...

[tyrantball]

They are! And if that terrible father tried to keep a Deathsaber out of the house, they'd just tear the door down and go in anyway!

[aurathread]

Sounds good to me.