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[nofairy]

[The video clicks on, and Link (the younger one) is grinning and waving. There's a ball of fur in the shot, too. Link pats it before talking.]

There's someone I'd like to introduce to you guys!

[He tilts the camera down to reveal a very happy fluffball of a puppy. Said puppy barks and wags his tail.]

I'd like to, but I don't know what to name him! ... I've never named something before. Epona already had her name. Um... what would you guys suggest for a name?

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[foamylover]

[Cue Lisa throwing video on so she can baby talk to the puppy.]

Ho Oi Dik! Let's see... [She starts counting with her fingers as she thinks of names.]

Winslow, Chao-an, Zhen, Lee, Billy Lo, Kato, um...

[Yeah, she's just listing off Bruce Lee characters. Those are totally legit names though!!]

[nofairy]

[... He just stares at her.]

... What?

[foamylover]

Haven't you ever heard of Bruce Lee? He's the greatest martial arts master of all time!

[Now she's just staring at you because what weirdo doesn't know about Bruce Lee's film roles oh my god.]

[nofairy]

What's a martial arts?

LMAO disregard that other subject title, i got threads mixed up

[foamylover]

Aiyah!? Are you kidding me?

It's...you know, when you fight with your hands and feet! You know, kung fu, Jeet Kune Do, Taekwondo?

[Sure, some martial arts use weapons, but she's not even thinking of those at the moment. Right now she's trying to comprehend someone not knowing what martial arts are.]

IT'S OKAY BROSKI

[nofairy]

You mean like punching and kicking? That's just... punching and kicking...

[foamylover]

[Oh no, Link. Now you've done it.]

Kehhei! Are you stupid!? It's not just kicking and punching!

[How did this veer so far off course what even--]

[nofairy]

I'm not stupid!

[He's just ten.]

I've never heard of it being called anything else!

[Growing up in the forest probably didn't help with that though oops.]