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compnetwork2013-03-03 02:59 am
destinedwaters) wrote in compnetwork2013-03-03 02:59 am
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[There's a (seemingly) nineteen-year-old woman on the feed again, holding up a copy of the latest book in the teens/young adults section just high enough for the watch on the table to capture it.]
For those who noticed I was gone for most of last month... I'm back.
[And somehow, all the horrors of Helltower did not prepare her for what she returned to. She reads a page, flips it, then tears the page out of the book.]
I'd say it's nice knowing not much changed, but-
[Suddenly, the page is on fire and not burning her as it's reduced to smoke and a fine ash that falls into a bucket at her feet.]
...I think some things--
[Reading, reading... Oh how she used to love reading and-- wait "Water" is the girlfriend of Earth!? And they're siblings?! NOOOOOOOOOOO. NOOOOOOOOOOO. DOES NOT COMPUTE. DOES NOT COMPUTE. DOES NOT COMPUTE.]
...can go unsaid.
[Yeah. Yeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaah. She glares at the book, still burning it page for page. Now she gets why her brother was on anon.
She places down the book, and calmly and maturely decides to say as follows:]
If you decide to burn your copies or want them reduced to ashes, please send them to me. I think I have an... appropriate use for them.
And if anyone starts calling me "Water...
[Oh, hello there venom in tone. (Where do they even get their information, anyway...?) Regardless, the feed ends soon after. Though the scent of burning pages can be smelled all throughout the Castle of Departure.]
For those who noticed I was gone for most of last month... I'm back.
[And somehow, all the horrors of Helltower did not prepare her for what she returned to. She reads a page, flips it, then tears the page out of the book.]
I'd say it's nice knowing not much changed, but-
[Suddenly, the page is on fire and not burning her as it's reduced to smoke and a fine ash that falls into a bucket at her feet.]
...I think some things--
[Reading, reading... Oh how she used to love reading and-- wait "Water" is the girlfriend of Earth!? And they're siblings?! NOOOOOOOOOOO. NOOOOOOOOOOO. DOES NOT COMPUTE. DOES NOT COMPUTE. DOES NOT COMPUTE.]
...can go unsaid.
[Yeah. Yeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaah. She glares at the book, still burning it page for page. Now she gets why her brother was on anon.
She places down the book, and calmly and maturely decides to say as follows:]
If you decide to burn your copies or want them reduced to ashes, please send them to me. I think I have an... appropriate use for them.
And if anyone starts calling me "Water...
[Oh, hello there venom in tone. (Where do they even get their information, anyway...?) Regardless, the feed ends soon after. Though the scent of burning pages can be smelled all throughout the Castle of Departure.]
[Video] Well after Yu's post so she can get over the initial shock. :|''
It should be taboo to have these in circulation.
[video] That was the plan.
Should be, somehow isn't. [How the heck do they get the materials for circulating this piece of crap, anyway?]
[video] Remind her to follow suit on this madness by recommending BETTER books.. :|
I think Hobbes is rolling around in his grave. [She's as confused on that front as you are. Seriously, even in 2185 you could probably see copies of some trashy novels somewhere.]
[video] aye aye