destinedwaters: (stare ❧ wtf did you do)
master aqua ([personal profile] destinedwaters) wrote in [community profile] compnetwork2013-03-03 02:59 am

[video]

[There's a (seemingly) nineteen-year-old woman on the feed again, holding up a copy of the latest book in the teens/young adults section just high enough for the watch on the table to capture it.]

For those who noticed I was gone for most of last month... I'm back.

[And somehow, all the horrors of Helltower did not prepare her for what she returned to. She reads a page, flips it, then tears the page out of the book.]

I'd say it's nice knowing not much changed, but-

[Suddenly, the page is on fire and not burning her as it's reduced to smoke and a fine ash that falls into a bucket at her feet.]

...I think some things--

[Reading, reading... Oh how she used to love reading and-- wait "Water" is the girlfriend of Earth!? And they're siblings?! NOOOOOOOOOOO. NOOOOOOOOOOO. DOES NOT COMPUTE. DOES NOT COMPUTE. DOES NOT COMPUTE.]

...can go unsaid.

[Yeah. Yeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaah. She glares at the book, still burning it page for page. Now she gets why her brother was on anon.

She places down the book, and calmly and maturely decides to say as follows:]


If you decide to burn your copies or want them reduced to ashes, please send them to me. I think I have an... appropriate use for them.

And if anyone starts calling me "Water...

[Oh, hello there venom in tone. (Where do they even get their information, anyway...?) Regardless, the feed ends soon after. Though the scent of burning pages can be smelled all throughout the Castle of Departure.]
risingshepard: "Smelled your greatness", huh? // Shepard, exasperated and getting migraines. (Can't talk; stupid getting to me.)

[Video] Well after Yu's post so she can get over the initial shock. :|''

[personal profile] risingshepard 2013-03-03 08:17 am (UTC)(link)
[Thank you, Aqua, for destroying this travesty to good writing.]

It should be taboo to have these in circulation.
Edited 2013-03-03 08:18 (UTC)
gigglesnortpriestess: (bitch don't fuck with me)

[Video]

[personal profile] gigglesnortpriestess 2013-03-03 08:29 am (UTC)(link)
[Ok, the books are hilarious but she kinda caught her employees sneaking in some reading time. While it's good about reading, it's pissing off the customers. Right after Yu's post she hears about it and then sees Aqua's. Hmm...]

Need some [Hic!]help?

[Excuse her hiccups.]
fools_journey: (disdain lineface)

video

[personal profile] fools_journey 2013-03-03 04:06 pm (UTC)(link)
[ . . . he really shouldn't. But... but... it's so very tempting. ]

I'm guessing you didn't really enjoy the read, Water?

[ He has a perfectly deadpan lineface on, though inwardly he's hoping she'll take the joke without getting too mad at him. ]
greyerrant: (facepalm)

[personal profile] greyerrant 2013-03-03 04:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Why don't more people read books on ethic philosophy and history?

[ Garviel is annoyed by how apparently popular this stuff is. ]

I understand such vulgar things are popular and lurid even in my time but this was.... excessive.
gigglesnortpriestess: (i'm scared)

[Video]

[personal profile] gigglesnortpriestess 2013-03-03 04:16 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm [Hic!] alright, just these [Hic!] hiccups are hard to [Hic!] get rid off.

[Blame her boyfriend.]

I'll come over.

[Hic! Hic! Hic!]
risingshepard: Side-eyeing you so hard. (So suspicious.)

[video] Remind her to follow suit on this madness by recommending BETTER books.. :|

[personal profile] risingshepard 2013-03-03 04:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Probably because it's accepted and not reviled like it should be.

I think Hobbes is rolling around in his grave. [She's as confused on that front as you are. Seriously, even in 2185 you could probably see copies of some trashy novels somewhere.]
demifemme: (Shura - Fiend whut)

[video]

[personal profile] demifemme 2013-03-03 05:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Being online all night from insomnia whee.

"I think it's the author who should have read books on ethic."
greyerrant: (helmet)

[video]

[personal profile] greyerrant 2013-03-03 06:00 pm (UTC)(link)
No doubt. But there is little to be done now.
photonicfighter: (Dakki upgrade - doubtful)

[Video]

[personal profile] photonicfighter 2013-03-03 06:05 pm (UTC)(link)
[Well. This is a bit scary. Dakki might have refrained from commenting, but she sort of knew who Aqua was and she did have a vague familiarity with the book, so...]

...why are you burning that book? It's not very good, but it's not that bad. [She pauses.] Is it? I've read worse...
demifemme: (Shu - Silhouette)

[video]

[personal profile] demifemme 2013-03-03 06:29 pm (UTC)(link)
"Sadly, since burning bookstores for this is overkill..."
gigglesnortpriestess: (turn my back)

[Video]-->[Action]

[personal profile] gigglesnortpriestess 2013-03-03 10:06 pm (UTC)(link)
[Oh, she remembers that place when all the buildings popped up. It shouldn't take too long to get there.

Once she does arrive at the front doors, she knocks a couple times. And yes, she still is hiccuping.]
greyerrant: (Angry Garvi)

[personal profile] greyerrant 2013-03-03 10:08 pm (UTC)(link)
I wonder what purpose such foolishness serves. I cannot imagine one, myself.

greyerrant: (Angry Garvi)

Re: [video]

[personal profile] greyerrant 2013-03-03 10:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Burning books is rather dangerous, evven if they are foolish or wrong. I flinch to see it even here.
demifemme: MADE FOR ME DO NOT TAKE PLZ (Shu - Flower of Hell)

[video]

[personal profile] demifemme 2013-03-03 10:29 pm (UTC)(link)
"How so?"
quakega: (pic#1254403)

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[personal profile] quakega 2013-03-03 10:31 pm (UTC)(link)
You could have them sent to me. I could practice Mega Flare on them. [Says your bro. Who has popcorn.

What? It's not every day that Aqua burns a book. And this one is so deserving of that fate.]

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