Text: This is a public service announcement

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[After he wakes up from that weird dream, it takes him a few more hours to realize that Eikichi is, somehow, missing. And...that was it! That was the straw that broke the proverbial camel's back! Because by mid-morning, there is an angry-looking text post from Tatsuya on the network, with only these words of warning.]

ATTN: HINOTO-RI

PHILEMON WILL RUIN YOUR LIFE

[That's....it. Maybe he should elaborate.]

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NO, UNFORTUNATE IS HAVING YOUR MOTORCYCLE BREAK DOWN.

BILLIONS OF PEOPLE DYING IS MORE THAN UNFORTUNATE.

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Are you expecting another repeat in this world?

[Otherwise, who cares.]

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I WOULDN'T PUT IT PAST THEM, ALTHOUGH IT COULD HAPPEN DIFFERENTLY.

WHO KNOWS? IT'S A SURPRISE A MINUTE WITH THE CHAOS THAT CRAWLS.

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[Scrolling through the other threads...]

And he's the other half of Philemon.