Text: This is a public service announcement

[lighter_flick]

[After he wakes up from that weird dream, it takes him a few more hours to realize that Eikichi is, somehow, missing. And...that was it! That was the straw that broke the proverbial camel's back! Because by mid-morning, there is an angry-looking text post from Tatsuya on the network, with only these words of warning.]

ATTN: HINOTO-RI

PHILEMON WILL RUIN YOUR LIFE

[That's....it. Maybe he should elaborate.]

Comments

[lighter_flick]

I'VE MET THE GUY BEFORE THIS.

EVERYTHING HE GETS INVOLVED IN TURNS TO CRAP. TRUST ME, IT'S NOT JUST ABOUT SOME PEOPLE BEING TAKEN GOD KNOWS WHERE.

IT'S ABOUT EVERYTHING.

[islandshore]

So, care to share your experiences? Right now you're being awfully vague.

[lighter_flick]

I CAN TRY.

IT HURTS TO THINK ABOUT IT, THOUGH, BUT I CAN TRY.

[islandshore]

Could just give me an abridged version or something. Just enough to know what I'm dealing with.