Text: This is a public service announcement

[lighter_flick]

[After he wakes up from that weird dream, it takes him a few more hours to realize that Eikichi is, somehow, missing. And...that was it! That was the straw that broke the proverbial camel's back! Because by mid-morning, there is an angry-looking text post from Tatsuya on the network, with only these words of warning.]

ATTN: HINOTO-RI

PHILEMON WILL RUIN YOUR LIFE

[That's....it. Maybe he should elaborate.]

Comments

[text]

[pastalishe]

He's benevolent, but he'll ruin our lives. [Sigh, possibly crazy people. Those sort of things are normally mutually exclusive.] Well, thank you for the... warning.

[text]

[lighter_flick]

LOOK I KNOW IT SOUNDS CONTRADICTORY OKAY?

PHILEMON IS BENEVOLENT AND MIGHT MEAN WELL BUT THINGS GO BADLY WHEN HE GETS INVOLVED IN THINGS ANYWAY.

I'M NOT SURE IF IT'S A THING HE CAN HELP BUT LET ME JUST SAY IT'S WORLD ENDING BAD.