Text: This is a public service announcement

[lighter_flick]

[After he wakes up from that weird dream, it takes him a few more hours to realize that Eikichi is, somehow, missing. And...that was it! That was the straw that broke the proverbial camel's back! Because by mid-morning, there is an angry-looking text post from Tatsuya on the network, with only these words of warning.]

ATTN: HINOTO-RI

PHILEMON WILL RUIN YOUR LIFE

[That's....it. Maybe he should elaborate.]

Comments

[text]

[meaningdies]

Some people need to read their Jung and Lovecraft, then.

Though Nyarlathotep, at least, isn't as horrible as you're making him out to be. He's relatively easy to contract and make him do what you want.

[text]

[lighter_flick]

DO YOU THINK I'M JOKING??

DO YOU THINK THIS IS FUCKING FUNNY???

[text]

[meaningdies]

No. But in my world at least, he's fairly easy to summon.

[text]

[lighter_flick]

I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT DEMONS YOU OBTUSE FUCK.

I'M PRETTY SURE THE CRAWLING CHAOS I'M TALKING ABOUT IS DIFFERENT THAN A RANDOM-ASS DEMON.

[text]

[meaningdies]

I recognize that. However, where I'm from, any supernatural being counts as a demon. Even angels do. Powerful deities do as well.

[Translation: stfu brat.]

[text]

[lighter_flick]

[No YOU shut up.]

WHERE ARE YOU EVEN GOING WITH THIS? IS THERE A POINT TO JUST COMING IN AND SAYING "OH HE'S A DEMON I CAN SUMMON IT'S NO BIG DEAL"??

BECAUSE YOU ARE WRONG HE'S A VERY BIG DEAL OKAY.