That's not what he's been runnin' around tellin' everyone. 'Course, I can understand the need to embellish things a bit every now and again. A man's got his pride, after all. Gotta say, though, I'm a little confused about how you don't remember any of this. You hit that pretty little head of yours or somethin'?

I mean, don't get me wrong, I like you much better this way - all prim and proper like - but you'll forgive me if I find it hard to believe that you just forgot all that. The Mushroom Kingdom, Dream Land, Angel Land... none of that ringin' a bell for you?