[DeDeDe's world is a bleak one, and even the most revered heroes have had to resort to some pretty bad things to survive.

He sighs a bit at her reaction, shaking his head for a moment before responding. A gloved hand comes up to scratch the side of his head.]

That makes two of us, little missy. Y'see, where I come from, you just got done declarin' yourself ruler of the Mushroom Kingdom after their princess got kidnapped. Prob'ly the turtle again. You mean to tell me you don't remember any of that? The fall of Hyrule? The cannibal's rampage? None of it?