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[von_schweetz]

[Advertising is too easy.]

NOW HIRING JERKS

POTENTIAL TO MAKE LOTS OF COINS

REPLY IF INTERESTED =)

((If your character would like to be a soda jerk for Tapper's, they are more than welcome to! Because a nine year old running a root beer bar by herself, while comical, is probably not best. Hiring can be done OOC, just let me know.))

Comments

[von_schweetz]

It's okay, I can handle the emotional pain

I just wanted to find a nice soda jerk!

Is that so much to ask???? ;w;

[acapriciousthing]

I'm used to knowing everyone. You're the president?

[It doesn't come across in text, but she does believe her]

[doesasordered]

Afraid not. Sorry. Good luck finding some, though.

[von_schweetz]

[First message:]

That's right! I've got a kingdom of candy and racing to get back to. They're nothing without me.

[First message:]

No really, everyone will get unplugged without me if it hasn't happened already. =(

[risetocaesar]

What the heck is a soda jerk?

[acapriciousthing]

Time might be running differently at home than here. But what do you mean, unplgugged?

[von_schweetz]

The game I'm from. If I'm not there to race, there a chance the players will know, and my game might be unplugged because they think it's gone out of order.

[von_schweetz]

Well, when the original isn't here to do the work, you gotta take matters into your own hands and be the ultimate jerk!

[von_schweetz]

It's someone who pours soda pop! Though I'm thinking of adding other menu items for them to make to spice things up. Someone said hamburgers and french fries would attract customers.

[risetocaesar]

That actually sounds pretty good. So you're opening a restaurant?

[von_schweetz]

You could call it that, yeah. But we're not Bugertime so the hamburgers won't be bigger than you!

[Vanellope quit confusing the poor guy.]

[greaterdays]

Well... It's the place where your family lives. You don't have any family?

[acapriciousthing]

You're from a game? Life is amazing, I've never run into anything quite like that.

[empressive]

I highly doubt you'll be receiving many applications based on that description.

[risetocaesar]

Burgers bigger than a person?

That's impossible.

... but it sounds delicious.

[aworldwithoutyou]

Hey, it's not like it was easy to tell!

[von_schweetz]

But that's the job title!

[von_schweetz]

I've seen'em with my own two eyes!

[von_schweetz]

Yeah, we're pretty klsajdaljra*owaej234tij

[von_schweetz]

Nope! Just...little ol' me.

[von_schweetz]

You need to get out more!

[risetocaesar]

How could anyone even eat something like that?

[greaterdays]

[...She does look a little bit older, but Nanako still thinks that's really sad. But if this girl doesn't have parents for the same reason Nanako doesn't have a mom, she doesn't want to upset her by pointing it out.]

What about friends? My Big Bro's friends come over a lot.

[empressive]

Perhaps you should expand on that. The duties and expectations of your employees, and the type of experience you're looking for in a candidate.

[acapriciousthing]

[Okay, that was...]

Are you alright?