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[von_schweetz]

[Advertising is too easy.]

NOW HIRING JERKS

POTENTIAL TO MAKE LOTS OF COINS

REPLY IF INTERESTED =)

((If your character would like to be a soda jerk for Tapper's, they are more than welcome to! Because a nine year old running a root beer bar by herself, while comical, is probably not best. Hiring can be done OOC, just let me know.))

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well fuck

[hetried]

d=(´▽｀)=b

[all_wound_up]

A hamburger and fries?

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[abmoemination]

Coins?
Like in video games?

[acapriciousthing]

Well, I can think of a few, but they don't tend to advertise quite like this.

[greaterdays]

Oh! I've never seen a jerk like that before.

[von_schweetz]

[A pause...]

That's a pretty good idea, I should write that down!

[von_schweetz]

They are the coolest people to carry the title of 'jerk'!

[von_schweetz]

So you know any soda jerks who need a job?

[von_schweetz]

Coins, yen, whatever you wanna call'em.

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[greatergone]

Do these coins carry any intrinsic value?

[all_wound_up]

It might help draw in more business.

[von_schweetz]

This place wants money for every little thing! Soon they'll be charging for air before you know it.

[Gold coins are her home currency, but eventually she'll conform to using the word 'yen'.]

[von_schweetz]

I wonder where I can find some to sell...

[afterthemoon]

You need to make your ad more clear.

[greatergone]

Yes, it is rather primitive, I admit. But we are living here.

[all_wound_up]

There are a few grocery stores in town. Actually, one just appeared from my hometown!

[greaterdays]

They sound really cool!

So, you're hiring them? You work at a place that sells root beer?

[von_schweetz]

If I make it any clearer, nobody can see it!

[von_schweetz]

That's right! So I'm gonna trade root beer for money! It's genius in its simplicity.

[von_schweetz]

Yep!

Well, I kind of own it now which is pretty crazy, but I guess that means I work there too. It can't be any harder than running a lemonade stand, am I right?

[von_schweetz]

A grocery store? Perfect! I'll just buy some hamburgers and fries and we'll be good to go!

[Imagine her surprise when she finds she has to construct and cook them.]

[all_wound_up]

Good luck!

[greaterdays]

[hmm...] Maybe not. When you have a job you get really busy, though.

[This has been her experience with people who work.]

[acapriciousthing]

Not here, unfortunately.

[greatergone]

You would have to sell alot of root beer to be successful.