... ... I have to admit, I would not be the best person to ask. I do not come from a world where such publications are commonplace. I believe it is some sort of collection of ridiculous and trashy gossip.

[U-ugh, there's no point in beating around the bush, is there...]

My name is Cloche Leythal Pastalia. I was on their--[Her cheeks go pink and her voice lowers to a near whisper,] S-Sexy Visitors List. But, even if I weren't, I would still find the very premise to be appalling!