pastalishe: (targana impression)
Cloche Leythal Pastalia ([personal profile] pastalishe) wrote in [community profile] compnetwork2013-01-05 01:04 am

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[Bright and early on the morning of the fifth of January, Cloche's network feed clicks on. The camera bounces with her steps as she walks down the streets of the Pisces Ward with purpose. She doesn't know quite where she's going yet, but she's clearly going somewhere. And she's very clearly furious.]

Good morning. [From Cloche's tone of voice, this is not a good morning. This is a terrible morning. This is a morning that's clearly out to ruin the rest of her day with a trashy gossip magazine.] If anyone else on the COMP Network has received a copy of the January 4th, 10AC issue of--[Here, her expression twists into one of distaste.]--"Teen Beats Magazine," I demand they delete it immediately. It is a lewd and slanderous piece of trash that besmirches the good names of no less than twelve of the Guests!

[Including Cloche herself. Oh, she's going to ring somebody's bell alright. But absolutely not in the way that the article implies.]

As for myself, I'm attempting to locate their offices to demand they take down their-- lascivious article at once. No forms of consent were given. Permission was not granted! They have no legal standing to drag our names through the mud. I absolutely won't stand for it!

[Click! Well, it's pretty obvious someone doesn't have a good sense of humor about being included on the Sexy Visitor Watch... Cloche and her, ahem, two good friends are marching up, in person, to vehemently protest the article and complain loudly to whoever runs the magazine.]
princessofheart: (☀ ponder)

[personal profile] princessofheart 2013-01-05 08:49 am (UTC)(link)
It kind of feels like we're being weirdly idolized by the locals, doesn't it?
awww_yeeeeeaaaah: (Fly Me to the Moon)

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[personal profile] awww_yeeeeeaaaah 2013-01-05 08:53 am (UTC)(link)
...Alright. Good luck!
risingshepard: "Smelled your greatness", huh? // Shepard, exasperated and getting migraines. (Can't talk; stupid getting to me.)

[personal profile] risingshepard 2013-01-05 09:12 am (UTC)(link)
Don't you just love the mass media?
second_destiny: (Nervous)

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[personal profile] second_destiny 2013-01-05 02:20 pm (UTC)(link)
...Maybe I should come with you.

[Just to make sure that things don't get out of hand. Tsunderes can be so troublesome sometimes.]
celebrity_commentator: (see?)

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[personal profile] celebrity_commentator 2013-01-05 02:47 pm (UTC)(link)
I wouldn't have minded getting a mention...these blurbs were pretty classy compared to how they are back home.

Well, for the girls. The guys got it pretty bad, I admit. But they even focused on your singing over your looks. Do you know how rare that is in a teen magazine?
operationbox: (normalcy)

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[personal profile] operationbox 2013-01-05 05:25 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't really pay much attention to these kind of things, anyway.

But it's kind of a surprise I wasn't mentioned, actually...

[She tilts the camera down, revealing oh snap look at the size of those things.]
electricyousei: (eh?)

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[personal profile] electricyousei 2013-01-05 05:31 pm (UTC)(link)
"I'm not entirely certain visiting physical damage on the people who did this will do much other than get you another blurb in the next one. That and I'm fairly certain a formal petition won't work either, perhaps its best to try to think of a way of outsmarting them at their own game?"
greatseal: (well...)

[personal profile] greatseal 2013-01-05 05:44 pm (UTC)(link)
But everyone else knows it's just gossip. No one will take it too seriously.
travelingtheworlds: (suspiciously cute)

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[personal profile] travelingtheworlds 2013-01-05 08:34 pm (UTC)(link)
[Sasha pretty much just starts babbling away right off the bat. She's still really excited.]

Hi! You're one of the girls who uses magic through songs, right? I saw Luca's post a little while ago, and it sounds so cool! I wish I could use magic through songs like that. Can I hear your songs sometime?

Anyway, I know you think it's trash, but I'm really excited that I got featured! I've never had anything like that happen to me before. That someone finds me "sexy"... it just blows my mind!
thelordsage: (sympathetic)

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[personal profile] thelordsage 2013-01-05 08:59 pm (UTC)(link)
I concur that their description of you was quite crass and lewd. However, something caught my eye... you sing, yes? Might I hear you sing someday? I would like to hear some singing that is not my own for a change.
fools_journey: (uncertainty)

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[personal profile] fools_journey 2013-01-06 01:00 am (UTC)(link)
Ah, Lady Cloche, I'm not sure I would say your name has been dragged through the mud...

I think they meant it as a compliment, however poor their choice of words was.
tastestherainbow: (012)

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[personal profile] tastestherainbow 2013-01-06 01:40 am (UTC)(link)
Uh. Could you please explain what the point of that thing was?

[ She is not very experienced with this sort of trashy publication. ]

I'm assuming you were involved...
risingshepard: Side-eyeing you so hard. (So suspicious.)

[personal profile] risingshepard 2013-01-06 04:45 am (UTC)(link)
If you think this is bad, wait until the paparazzi comes along.
killervocabulary: (Really? /Really?/)

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[personal profile] killervocabulary 2013-01-06 04:45 am (UTC)(link)
What you do is your choice - however, there are much more pressing matters that deserve focus right now.
awww_yeeeeeaaaah: (Crime of Innocence)

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[personal profile] awww_yeeeeeaaaah 2013-01-06 04:49 am (UTC)(link)
Ahaha, I believe you? Sorry, it looked like you were really gonna rip someone's head off!

[Though he doesn't blame her.....]
second_destiny: (Uh okay?)

[personal profile] second_destiny 2013-01-06 04:50 am (UTC)(link)
Well, um...it wouldn't be for just your sake. I mean, I'd join you for your sake, but that's not all. Besides, these are magazine people. They probably won't listen anyway.
greyerrant: (Squinty)

[personal profile] greyerrant 2013-01-06 05:08 am (UTC)(link)
It can happen, particularly if you are a public figure. If you would like, I can tell you a story of my time with the Great Crusade, and how I dealt with the remembrancers there. They aren't very dissimilar at all to these reporters, and it might give you some insight into how to turn the situation around.

[ He will meet her eyes and ask. ]

What sort of image do you intend to project?

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