Video

[tyrantball]

When the feed snaps on, Desco is...sort of fidgeting nervously.

"Uh, um, Desco just found out about the tournament thing, and she wants to prove that the Final Boss is always the strongest! But, um..."

She taps the tips of the two claws that correspond to index fingers against each other as she stammers.

"Desco doesn't know how to use her Persona yet, so is there anyone that can train Desco? Desco will share the rewards with you!"

Comments

[tyrantball]

"Ooo!"

Desco sounds impressed.

"Miss Viridi is a Mid-Game Boss and a hidden character? How impressive!"

[forceofnature]

"Yeah. I'm so well hidden you only ever see my 3D model once in the whole game."

She sounds slightly less enthused about this.

"They obviously thought that their puny mortal minds couldn't handle my divine beauty and pristine features."

[tyrantball]

Oh, such optimism.

But anyway, 3D? Really? Desco is officially jealous.

"Miss Viridi is in 3D? Desco has only ever been rendered as a high definition sprite!"

Ah, the perils of being in a game where the graphics take second place to meaninglessly large numbers.

[forceofnature]

"I wouldn't worry too much about it. That kind of thing appeals to a certain demographic. I mean, I'd even go on a limb and say you're probably all the more popular because of it."

[tyrantball]

"Desco hopes so!"

She sounds a little downcast now.

"Big Sis puts all our salary towards the Minion Fund, so Desco hasn't been able to buy a copy of her game yet."

[forceofnature]

"I'd buy you one if we were released on the same system, but I think there's some kind of copyright law in effect here."

She sounds vaguely sympathetic, though.

"So what's the Minion Fund? You actually have to hire your own?"

[tyrantball]

"Big Sis is saving up for the DLC classes!"

Pause.

"...and chocolates."

[forceofnature]

"Whoever invented DLC must be a criminal mastermind. They're probably more of a demon than you are, even.

"...'Chocolates' is a fair answer, though."

[tyrantball]

"It's taking a while because we only draw one paycheck, plus the exchange rate on the HL is still really bad."

[forceofnature]

"Have you thought about investing in a index fund? Or at least find a bank with high-yield interest."

[tyrantball]

"Desco doesn't know what those are!"

She sounds cheerful as she admits this.

[forceofnature]

"Well... Those are things you're not going to find around here." Viridi makes a noncommittal 'eh' sound. "I don't think this place is really sophisticated enough to pretend they have a realistic economy."

A slight cough.

"Anyway! We're probably getting off topic here. What did you want to know again?"

[tyrantball]

"Desco wants to know good places to clear out weak mobs!"

[forceofnature]

"Try the park at night. Stay on the outskirts and bombs away."