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[a_pirate_meant_to_be]

[PRIVATE]

*Some rumors come true, eh? Some rumors. Hmm. Some --

...*

[VIDEO]

You mean all this time I've been talking about rumors about stuff in town and I could've been spreading a rumor I was about to get a million dollars instead?! I don't believe this!

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[video]

[plunderbunny]

It's for the best, sweetie. Hearsay is just the kind of thing that can be twisted into something unpleasant rather easily!

[a_pirate_meant_to_be]

I know, sugarmuffin, but it's just so embarrassing I can't seem to get a decent job around here. Nobody told me I'd be having to try to find valid work skills for a twenty-first century post-apocalyptic city when I was looking into career options.

[plunderbunny]

We're here to fight evil, sugarboots! You have more than enough experience to fill a resume with that.

Are you really having money troubles? You know I can help you with that.

[Because, let's face it, she is and always will be the breadwinner in this relationship.]

[a_pirate_meant_to_be]

No no, I'll figure out something! You know me. Why, I'll bet any day now I'll stumble on riches even WITHOUT a rumor's help!

*...and hopefully not lose them all to a short, angry man shaking him over a bridge like LAST time.*

[plunderbunny]

I trust that I'm not going to find wanted posters with your face and a laundry list of broken laws plastered everywhere, yes?

[a_pirate_meant_to_be]

Oh come on, snookums, that hasn't happened for at least six months now!