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*Some rumors come true, eh? Some rumors. Hmm. Some --

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You mean all this time I've been talking about rumors about stuff in town and I could've been spreading a rumor I was about to get a million dollars instead?! I don't believe this!

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I think it's PERFECTLY believable! I'm a Mighty Pirate (tm), you know! Besides, it can't be any less believable than ghost ships in the middle of town.

Edited 2013-01-04 02:44 (UTC)

Yeah, but at least people believe in ghosts.

[That's...not...the point, guys....]

You saying you don't believe in a million dollars?

I'm saying it wouldn't work because no one would believe anybody suddenly getting a million dollars.

Allow me to introduce you to a magical thing called "the lottery."

Aha, so you're gonna spread a rumor about winning the lottery?

[He pauses, as if thinking about it.]

...Actually, that's not a bad idea.

Exactly! See? A true pirate is a clever pirate!

But what if other people start a rumor like that too?

[WHO WILL WIN THIS METAPHORICAL LOTTO?]

I'll just have to spread a rumor that I win even harder then!

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