03 - Merry Xmas from a Drunken God

[selfgodded]

Mery christmxasmas f

fro you.

as it says!

thgere i heop christmas prentsents dhsall be given

anwishes dgrnated!

do no t be sad
ig

iff you do not celebrte this with no one

this

jsyt enoy the goodwill tha tcomes wit it!


ii luove yuo all

love is

to be

spr e a d

mt apolgoiues

for the incomprehendisble ness of

this

for

merry x mas!

[..........who fed the God alcohol. In any case, feel free to text to make sure they're alive, or hungover.]

Comments

[misery_hates_company]

Dionysusd isn't the one writing the texts right now though, is he?

[selfgodded]

i dont think so.

no

doy ou wnt to say hello to dionysis?

[misery_hates_company]

If your current state of intelligibility is in any way indicative of his influence, I do believe I would like to pass, thank you.

[selfgodded]

sad.

:(

he is a vvry charmign mna. we hvae fun discusions.

oh speaksing of we hevnt apokeing in a while. howve you beeen.

[misery_hates_company]

Annoyed, mostly. At least this wretched singing business seems done with.

[doesasordered]

Just guitar. Blues and rock mostly

[selfgodded]

bleu is my fave colours.

: )

:))))))))

:))))))

i ddisnt knowe i tcoudl be playe das music. show me wdtat blue soudns like.

[selfgodded]

they sidngin was fun.

i liekd it.

burrt why annoyed :(

[misery_hates_company]

Oh whoopie for you, then! Some people don't LIKE doing things completely against their own wills. Especially something as inane as SINGING.

[doesasordered]

It's a genre of music where i am from. I suppose I can play something sometime.

text; it takes me too long to reply to these because I just keep laughing

[fools_journey]

[ There's a delay while Minato puzzles this out. ]

Maybe you shouldn't type, then...

[selfgodded]

i wanns hear.

pleasese.

;w;

[selfgodded]

mmmmmmmn i ser.

ehat do you liekd doingg. we can do that instresd to makee you happy.

video; i sorry. anant has that effect ;;v;;

[selfgodded]

Then perhaps this will better on you! Admittedly all the red lines in my messages are getting rather angry at me!

[TO VIDEO. Aside from their words slurring a little, Anant is more understandable, and pretty jubilant]

[doesasordered]

I'm not sure how well it'll sound over this computer network. Maybe sometime I can play somewhere for you in person.

If I knew who you were, though.

Voice

[justkeeprunning]

Are you...okay?

[Because you don't sound okay.]

Voice

[selfgodded]

More than! It is the day of happiness and joy! Why wouldn't I be okay?

[Text]

[blitzkriegzwei]

If they were truly experienced, they would have stopped you. Try and get someone who is more responsible to drink with next time.

[selfgodded]

i ahsve several namws depending

oooooooooh

GENDER.

as in

how do dyi pear to yuou. mael or female or nerther.

if malre it is leo. it femlae it is calypso. if netiher than anant.

[Text]

[selfgodded]

dionysdui is a god of aclohol.

so iwoudl presume theyd be very experience.

[video]

[pastalishe]

[Well, there are worse kinds of drunk to be... Cloche sighs.]

If you say or do something you don't intend to. Drunks have terrible impulse control. [Not that this person seems to have good impulse control to begin with...]

[doesasordered]

Which do you prefer?

[video]

[selfgodded]

Say or do something I do not intend to? Like a faux pas? Then I will merely apologise when I am once again sober. Apologies fixes most things.

[selfgodded]

[There's a pause

Um...]

thamt

i preefer any. i am fine with whiceevr you pick.

video; don't be. c:

[fools_journey]

[ Minato is doing his best to hide most of his amusement, but he smiles a little. ]

Yes. It's easier to understand you.

Ah, I guess you are having a good Christmas?