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[tastestherainbow]

[ Okay. It is time for Kanaya to reach out. She cannot sit in her little human respite block forever in between bothering Rose(s?). Still...

Being in a city filled with aliens on an alien planet with alien...everything else gave her little motivation to actually do this. Should she do a video introduction like she has seen others do? No, then she risks a thousand responses that amount to gawking at her.

A vocal introduction? Maybe. No, never mind, no way in Hell is she doing that. She can only imagine the awkward fumbling of words she would inevitably spew out as some poor imitation of talking.

Well. There is only one way to outreach to the masses and introduce herself while keeping some of her dignity. Comments about her typing style would be easier to deal with than comments about her species. ]

[ TEXT ]

Hello Hinoto Ri
Uh

[ Shit. She really should have, like. Written a rough draft or something. Doing this on the fly is not working, but too late now. ]

My Name is kanaya maryam
it is nice to meet you i guess
not the city itself i mean the populace as in whoever is reading this
im sure it will be nice to meet you once i actually meet some of you
seeing as i have hardly met anyone at all
but i would like to assume that the average individual that will respond to this will be nice to meet
or at least tolerable
uh

[ Wow, talking to strangers is so much easier when you are trying to be condescending and snarky in the process instead of not. ]

anyway before i say anything i regret
more so than i have
uh
yeah thats all i have got

oh wait
does anyone remember anything about butterflies
i am kind of fond of them for reasons i wont bother to explain due to well inevitably causing more confusion than clarity
and i swear i saw some but i cant remember why or where for the life of me

ok there we go
that is all i have to say
bye i think

Comments

[complexdisorder]

... I know. And that is the worst part. That someone out there gets to say "I told you so."

[She chuckles, rubbing her temple.]

It is so similar to home, and yet... some things are so different. The... personas? Nonexistent in my universe. And the market is different. Even the streets look slightly strange. It's uncanny valley all over.

[tastestherainbow]

Oh. I didn't think it would be that different for you. Or that similar? It's hard to tell which is the best way to describe the problem.

LMAO

[complexdisorder]

[Rose flops back against the bed, covering her face with her arms.]

Both? Is both a suitable answer?

[tastestherainbow]

I guess it works considering the problem. But if you're having trouble adjusting to this place then maybe asking you to help me adjust was a bad idea...

[complexdisorder]

[Rose turns, propping herself up on one elbow as she looks up at Kanaya.]

You wouldn't abandon me, would you, Kanaya?

[Look, there's even a fake pout to go along with her words.]

[tastestherainbow]

[ WHAT IS THIS ALL OF A SUDDEN ]

That's not what I meant. I thought it might be too much to ask of you to help me acclimate when you are having trouble yourself. I'll help you if I can but I'm not sure how much help I can be. Since I'm even less familiar with this setting, although part of the trouble you are having is the familiarity. So maybe I can help.

[complexdisorder]

[Rose laughs, leaning against Kanaya with a chuckle.]

It was only a joke, Kanaya. I will help you, of course. And my adjustments are far less than yours, of course.

[tastestherainbow]

Oh.

[ Long awkward pause. ]

I won't abandon you.

[complexdisorder]

As if I would let you.

I am afraid you are decidedly stuck with me, Miss Maryam.

[tastestherainbow]

So, any attempts at lodging a complaint would be futile. I'll resign myself to my fate.

[complexdisorder]

[Rose's grin is practically wicked as she shrugs nonchalantly.]

Kanaya, I thought you were far more strong willed than to let a miniscule thing like fate stand in your way.

[She fakes a pout.]