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compnetwork2012-12-20 07:40 pm
tastestherainbow) wrote in compnetwork2012-12-20 07:40 pm
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[ Okay. It is time for Kanaya to reach out. She cannot sit in her little human respite block forever in between bothering Rose(s?). Still...
Being in a city filled with aliens on an alien planet with alien...everything else gave her little motivation to actually do this. Should she do a video introduction like she has seen others do? No, then she risks a thousand responses that amount to gawking at her.
A vocal introduction? Maybe. No, never mind, no way in Hell is she doing that. She can only imagine the awkward fumbling of words she would inevitably spew out as some poor imitation of talking.
Well. There is only one way to outreach to the masses and introduce herself while keeping some of her dignity. Comments about her typing style would be easier to deal with than comments about her species. ]
[ TEXT ]
Hello Hinoto Ri
Uh
[ Shit. She really should have, like. Written a rough draft or something. Doing this on the fly is not working, but too late now. ]
My Name is kanaya maryam
it is nice to meet you i guess
not the city itself i mean the populace as in whoever is reading this
im sure it will be nice to meet you once i actually meet some of you
seeing as i have hardly met anyone at all
but i would like to assume that the average individual that will respond to this will be nice to meet
or at least tolerable
uh
[ Wow, talking to strangers is so much easier when you are trying to be condescending and snarky in the process instead of not. ]
anyway before i say anything i regret
more so than i have
uh
yeah thats all i have got
oh wait
does anyone remember anything about butterflies
i am kind of fond of them for reasons i wont bother to explain due to well inevitably causing more confusion than clarity
and i swear i saw some but i cant remember why or where for the life of me
ok there we go
that is all i have to say
bye i think
Being in a city filled with aliens on an alien planet with alien...everything else gave her little motivation to actually do this. Should she do a video introduction like she has seen others do? No, then she risks a thousand responses that amount to gawking at her.
A vocal introduction? Maybe. No, never mind, no way in Hell is she doing that. She can only imagine the awkward fumbling of words she would inevitably spew out as some poor imitation of talking.
Well. There is only one way to outreach to the masses and introduce herself while keeping some of her dignity. Comments about her typing style would be easier to deal with than comments about her species. ]
[ TEXT ]
Hello Hinoto Ri
Uh
[ Shit. She really should have, like. Written a rough draft or something. Doing this on the fly is not working, but too late now. ]
My Name is kanaya maryam
it is nice to meet you i guess
not the city itself i mean the populace as in whoever is reading this
im sure it will be nice to meet you once i actually meet some of you
seeing as i have hardly met anyone at all
but i would like to assume that the average individual that will respond to this will be nice to meet
or at least tolerable
uh
[ Wow, talking to strangers is so much easier when you are trying to be condescending and snarky in the process instead of not. ]
anyway before i say anything i regret
more so than i have
uh
yeah thats all i have got
oh wait
does anyone remember anything about butterflies
i am kind of fond of them for reasons i wont bother to explain due to well inevitably causing more confusion than clarity
and i swear i saw some but i cant remember why or where for the life of me
ok there we go
that is all i have to say
bye i think
voice
But you can surely extrapolate that most normal plants don't have sudden swings from snow to boiling weather.
[ Gosh this is going so poorly. She decides the best place to hold this awful, awkward conversation is sitting inside of her massive bathtub, so there's a bit of a dinging noise as she climbs in. ]
Sorry about that. [ Does she lie? Hmmm. . . ]
voice
[ Living in a desert all her life--what is this cold and snow nonsense??? ]
Are...Are you ok?
voice
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[ Although she does suppose the only thing relevant to Rose would be the butterfly comment.
...But then again Other Rose responded to something completely different... ]
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