001 | [Text] | I was Worried I'd Wound up in a Cultural Wasteland.

[delinquentkun]

Sup, dudes and dudettes? Shinagawa Daichi here with a Super Important Question.

How many of you chumps don't come from a world that fell right out of a manga or somethin?

That means no:
Mutants
Vampires
Werewolves
Ghosts'n Goblins (lol)
Magic all up in your face
Evil plots to destroy the world
And whatever the fuck else I've forgotten to list

'cause I'm really startin to wonder - where all the normal people at? Y'know, ordinary high school students and shit! (」ﾟヘﾟ)」

And for the rest of you, how'd that work out for you? Do you, uh, miss it or whatever?

[ Filtered to Adachi Hana. ]

Yo, Adachi. How's life in the big city treatin you? (〜￣▽￣)〜

Comments

...your hair is...

[delinquentkun]

She's a work shy lazy pain in the ass.

[ Non-committal answer there, and a list of qualities which also apply to himself. If you knew him then it would be obvious he likes her enough. ]

What time're you even from? You talk like you're from today but you've got all this ninja bullshit going on.

potato.

[jundere]

Three hundred BC.

[L o l]

Nah, nah, sorry but I'm not that old. I'm from the year 2000.

[Audio]

[delinquentkun]

There's no way I'd fall for somethin' like that. But 2000 was a good few years ago on my end. How old're you supposed to be?

[Audio]

[jundere]

Sixteen.

When did you come from, old man?

[Audio]

[delinquentkun]

2009. And I'm only 18, thanks.

[ When means technically he's younger than you, old lady. ]

[Audio]

[jundere]

God that means you'll be younger than me when I'm in that year. Weird.

Baby face Daichi. Better?

[Audio]

[delinquentkun]

You're a thousand years too early to be callin' anyone baby face, brat.

[Audio]

[jundere]

Wouldn't I be, like, eight years too early? Tops?

Don't tell me your baby faced ways embarrass you. That'd make you as cute as a button.

[Audio]

[delinquentkun]

Doesn't matter. Point is I don't have a baby face, ninja girl.

[Audio]

[jundere]

You can call me Jun or Kuga-san if you want, Daichi-kun.

I'm sure you have a rugged manly face that can chafe the very thighs it rubs against to their bones.

[Audio]

[delinquentkun]

Chafe the...

[ Wait. Wait is she saying what he thinks she's saying? The fact that she is wrong just adds insult to injury. Or shame. Shame is more appropriate. ]

Oh my God. The hell is wrong with you, Kuga?

[Audio]

[jundere]

You're probably too young to remember, but this is a natural conversation from the early noughties.

Don't sweat it, big guy.

[Audio]

[delinquentkun]

No way, I won't believe it.

I might've been, like, ten years old back then, but even I know you're talkin' shit.

[Audio]

[jundere]

You seriously don't believe anything I just said?

[Audio]

[delinquentkun]

Why would I believe it?

[ You're the ninja here! ]

[Audio]

[jundere]

I'm sure I said something that wasn't made up, though.

I stand by my assumption of your rugged face tearing bark from the very trees that are the thighs of passion, though.

[That sounds... painful actually.]

Maybe you should shave if that's the case.

[Audio]

[delinquentkun]

[ This girl... ]

That's really not a problem, alright? Just drop it, Kuga.

[ He doesn't even have enough hair to cause passionate damage :c ]