001 | [Text] | I was Worried I'd Wound up in a Cultural Wasteland.

[delinquentkun]

Sup, dudes and dudettes? Shinagawa Daichi here with a Super Important Question.

How many of you chumps don't come from a world that fell right out of a manga or somethin?

That means no:
Mutants
Vampires
Werewolves
Ghosts'n Goblins (lol)
Magic all up in your face
Evil plots to destroy the world
And whatever the fuck else I've forgotten to list

'cause I'm really startin to wonder - where all the normal people at? Y'know, ordinary high school students and shit! (」ﾟヘﾟ)」

And for the rest of you, how'd that work out for you? Do you, uh, miss it or whatever?

[ Filtered to Adachi Hana. ]

Yo, Adachi. How's life in the big city treatin you? (〜￣▽￣)〜

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[endears]

Sure thing, Shinagawa-senpai! [ Is that really any better... ]

If you don't mind me asking, do you have anything planned for when you leave?

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[delinquentkun]

[ Mildly. At least he's used to that. ]

I don't mind you askin. I'm gonna go to university with my buddies.

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[endears]

I see! I'm still not sure on what I'm going to do.

So... I'm guessing you've met people from some pretty crazy worlds here?

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[delinquentkun]

Don't worry about it. You can always make a last minute choice like ol' Shinagawa-senpai did.

[ That's...that's not something to be proud of. ]

As for people from crazy worlds...that depends on your definition of meeting someone. I've seen 'em around, at the very least.

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[endears]

[ ... Well then. ] Thank you for the honest advice, senpai! [ Oh no he's making excuses for him. ]

You mean people like Brainstorm-san? [ He's definitely the type that stands out as otherworldly!! ]

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[delinquentkun]

You mean the big fuck off robot?

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[endears]

That's not... exactly how I'd put it?

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[delinquentkun]

It's as good a way to put it as any other, bro.

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[endears]

I'll take your word for it, senpai!

But yeah, while we haven't spoken yet, Brainstorm-san must be from somewhere crazy.

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[delinquentkun]

We haven't spoken either. He's more than meets the eye though, that's for sure.

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[endears]

... I get the feeling something really shameless was just said. [ References... ]

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[delinquentkun]

It wasn't shameless. It was cool and awesome.

And probably true, while we're at it.

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[endears]

Well... certainly, there's probably something amazing about Brainstorm-san.

Can it be shameless/cool/awesome/true at the same time, maybe?