darkbaptist: (I caused the apocalypse)
Hikawa ([personal profile] darkbaptist) wrote in [community profile] compnetwork2012-11-21 11:33 am

1st Conception - Video

[The communication starts with a hissing sound, like you'd hear in a low burn, and then focuses on the source of the noise: two skillets being set down on the burners of a stove. Around the counter viewers can make out cooking ingredients: a stick of butter, margerine, salt, eggs, chocolate, a whipping spoon. After a few seconds Hikawa begins to speak.]

As odd as it might seem to introduce myself in such a way, I would like to take a survey. A survey dealing on culinary tastes, you might say, to see what people would prefer.

It will be a simple choice focusing on two types of simple egg dishes. Most people seem to enjoy eggs, whether they be scrambled, poached, sunny side up, or what have you. But now matter how you might enjoy them there is a single base for all of them: butter.

[On camera the man takes a knife and, cutting a part from the block of butter, puts it into one of the skillets where it begins to melt.]

Not only does butter add flavor to the egg, but it keeps it from sticking to the pan and being burnt. But for the sake of those who perhaps don't like butter, let us try another substance to take its place. Let us say...chocolate.

[Hikawa breaks off a chunk of the chocolate in front of him and puts it in the other skillet. It begins to melt, sizzling a bit. Afterwards Hikawa breaks four eggs, putting two in each skillet and stirring each one as he continues to speak.]

While one might experiment in cooking, cooking also has rules that in the end cannot be denied if you want a satisfactory meal. You can replace some things in a dish, but you can't replace others, and if you go to far in your experimentation you make a dish none can enjoy instead of all.

So tell me. Which would you prefer. The eggs made with butter-

[He focuses the camera, showing a skillet of neat, well-made scrambled eggs.]

Or the dish made with chocolate?

[The other skillet, however, is not fairing so well. Much of the chocolate has burnt and stuck to the sides of the skillet, while turning the eggs it has mixed in an ugly brownish color. It seems to have failed as well to keep the eggs from sticking to the pan, as much of the eggs themselves is burnt into the metal of it, leaving streaks of white and yellow gunk along with burnt brown.]
forceofnature: (Confused)

[personal profile] forceofnature 2012-11-22 03:40 pm (UTC)(link)






......Huh.

Um. Well. Then let that be a lesson to you about wasting nature's bounty. Hmph and for shame and all that.
forceofnature: (Exuberant)

[personal profile] forceofnature 2012-11-22 04:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Exactly!

The greed and selfishness of man are limitless. You can never have enough! You take and take and take and you never give back! And then you have the audacity to whine when you're trapped in war after war, you're running out of food, and you've reduced the earth to a scorched wasteland!
forceofnature: (Smug)

[personal profile] forceofnature 2012-11-22 04:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Finally.

I was beginning to think you were all completely brain-dead. I'm just going to go ahead and ignore the last bit that sounded bizarrely cultish and focus on the part where you actually care about the world you have the privilege of living in.
forceofnature: (Scheme)

[personal profile] forceofnature 2012-11-22 04:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Looks like we have the same purpose.

I've got enough on my hands trying to keep the rest of your species from using my world as some sort of combination gold mine/litter box, but I can spare some time for the revival of life in this place.

My name is Viridi. Goddess of nature.
forceofnature: (Confused)

[personal profile] forceofnature 2012-11-22 05:48 pm (UTC)(link)
...

Subtlety isn't the Assembly's forte, is it?

Pretending I don't have a basic grasp of Latin roots for a moment... Tell me about your world. Do they actually listen when it's one of their own people speaking the uncomfortable truths?
forceofnature: (Solemn)

[personal profile] forceofnature 2012-11-22 07:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Everyone's unique! Just like everyone else.

Free will is fine and dandy, but humans are so predictable that you know what path they're going to choose 9 times out of 10 - the one that puts them on top. ...Or a place where they think they're on top. Everyone makes the same selfish decisions, and the world goes to snuff.

Humans have to change before it's too late. Before every world they occupy turns into this one.
forceofnature: (Exuberant)

[personal profile] forceofnature 2012-11-22 09:40 pm (UTC)(link)
I agree.

We hit the reset button and start over from scratch.
forceofnature: (Confused)

[personal profile] forceofnature 2012-11-23 04:16 am (UTC)(link)
Ah. No.

Just on humans.

The rest of the world will be fine if they get straightened out.
forceofnature: (Surprise)

[personal profile] forceofnature 2012-11-27 01:24 am (UTC)(link)
What?!

Whoever thought that was a good idea sniffed a few too many poppies. The world doesn't need men any more than it needs a bubonic plague. Why is it that everyone insists on thinking a bunch of walking apes is special somehow?
forceofnature: (Hmph)

[personal profile] forceofnature 2012-11-29 03:05 am (UTC)(link)
Well.

Nature is telling you now that that's the dumbest thing she's ever heard. Humans aren't special. At all. It's because you all think you're entitled to something that all the trouble happens at all.

My world is going to change, with or without the cooperation of the humans.
forceofnature: (Scheme)

[personal profile] forceofnature 2012-11-29 04:33 am (UTC)(link)
You can survive if you learn to do it without stamping out every other life form on the planet. It's pretty easy, really.
forceofnature: (Exuberant)

[personal profile] forceofnature 2012-11-30 01:37 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, can't argue there.

Righteous indignation just feels so good, you know?
forceofnature: (Confused)

[personal profile] forceofnature 2012-12-05 03:29 am (UTC)(link)
Well, it's not really righteous indignation for you more than it is glancing around and realizing how crappy your species is.

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